Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

To: ValerieUSA; Servant of the 9

Uh-hunh.
Leather, lace, what's the diff.

8,081 posted on 01/20/2004 2:56:01 PM PST by Darksheare (Now she's stripping for a brain in a salad bowl?)

Or is it screwing on the inscrutable .. as opposed to other locations?

SNIFFLE.

Next nyou'll be accusing me of screwing around with scrotes, like Michael Jackson.

8,082 posted on 01/20/2004 2:56:57 PM PST by Servant of the 9 (Sniffle)

Do you have an interest in history
or is it just slight curiosity?

8,083 posted on 01/20/2004 3:02:27 PM PST by Darkchylde (Does my tagline make me look fat?)

To: Servant of the 9; Darksheare

I just haven't heard of an incrubed or an inscruchair... just the inscrutable. But Darksheare is the furniture expert around here...

8,084 posted on 01/20/2004 3:04:08 PM PST by ValerieUSA

To: ValerieUSA; Servant of the 9

Ah yes, the hollow chair with 'on the go' attachments.
And the nice comfortable hammock chair...
Mmm... hammock chair....

8,085 posted on 01/20/2004 3:16:43 PM PST by Darksheare (Now she's stripping for a brain in a salad bowl?)

8,086 posted on 01/20/2004 3:59:39 PM PST by null and void (Dilbert is a documentary)

He was a beauty here and I'll just bet he has found my Missie up there on the Rainbow Bridge!

8,087 posted on 01/20/2004 4:08:44 PM PST by celtic gal (on her terms at home....)

To: null and void

Only if she's shapely.
*grin*

8,088 posted on 01/20/2004 4:09:24 PM PST by Darksheare (Now she's stripping for a brain in a salad bowl?)

On second thought, he probably found my little Mocha back in 1996...she was a darling 3 legged black cat...they would have something in common...

8,089 posted on 01/20/2004 4:09:43 PM PST by celtic gal (on her terms at home....)

#8088 Praytell, what does your tagline mean? And you wonder why you scare me? LOL

8,090 posted on 01/20/2004 4:16:24 PM PST by Conservababe

To: Conservababe

There's this HORRIBLE b-grade horror movie called Tammy and the T-Rex.
Well, her boyfriend gets killed, repeatedly.
At the end of the movie he's just a brain in a salad bowl watching her via closed circuit TV.
Well, she strips for the brain in the salad bowl.

I was hoping you'd figure out that I really am mostly harmless, that I'm pretty much just my sense of humor.
And little actual substance.

8,091 posted on 01/20/2004 4:20:28 PM PST by Darksheare (Now she's stripping for a brain in a salad bowl?)

Well, come up with a normal tagline, and I might trust you. Maybe

LOL

8,092 posted on 01/20/2004 4:24:18 PM PST by Conservababe

To: Conservababe

LOL!
I've got several more odd ones left.

And they all deal with B-grade movies.
Like so:
RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A TRUCK AND A SHED!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A HAY CART!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A MICROWAVE!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST FURNITURE!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST PSYCHEDELIC TRIBBLES!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST BALLOONS!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A BAD ACTOR!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST THE UPS MAN!
Hippo with a machinegun, RUN LIKE A B****!
Psycho woman with a machete! Run like a b****!
PO'd llama, run like a b****!
Echoes do kill people.
Convents aren't exactly the best place for a male heretic to hide.
Abbess: "I want slaves!"
Planet destroying bombs should not have a bubbly personality, it's unnerving.
Now she's stripping for a brain in a salad bowl?
Flamethrowers are not very effective against fish.
Robots can be programmed for devious mode.
How to win friends and influence people: scotch.
Satan's prize rooster is loose!
Oh, he pressed the "turn to goo" button.
Simpleton! You knock like a pansy! I'd be bashing the door in with my shoulder!
Never commit adultery in your front yard.
Neurosurgeons shouldn't tug on things they don't recognize.
Four star generals should not use the phrase, "I'm barely holding my fudge."
If it looks like a man-eating plant then it probably is a man-eating plant.
Being head butted by someone who is part bull sucks.
David! *GRaaaah!* Man-eating plant! Oh, now you see it...
Even being halfway down something's digestive tract will not muffle your screams.
Mutant hand puppets should be kept in a secure cage.
When attacked by a monster, try throwing the cat at it.
Two fish and a rope = nunchuks.
Never underestimate a midget armed with a hammer.

8,093 posted on 01/20/2004 4:31:00 PM PST by Darksheare (This is a normal tagline, there is nothing to fear.. feaR... FeAr...FEAR.)

she strips for the brain in the salad bowl.

Huh?

8,094 posted on 01/20/2004 4:32:16 PM PST by restornu ( "Faith...is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes refuse to see."J.R.R. Tolkien)

In the movie Tammy and the T Rex, Tammy's boyfriend gets killed repeatedly.
By the end of the movie he's just a brain in a salad bowl.
It's hysterical.

He's saying all kinds of loving ooze, and she's saying to this rubber brain sitting in jello, "I want you." while stripping.
I'll have to link you to it, but it's found at http://www.badmovies.org.
*groans*

8,095 posted on 01/20/2004 4:40:29 PM PST by Darksheare (This is a normal tagline, there is nothing to fear.. feaR... FeAr...FEAR.)

8,096 posted on 01/20/2004 4:42:47 PM PST by Darksheare (This is a normal tagline, there is nothing to fear.. feaR... FeAr...FEAR.)

Resty, are you scared of him, also? LOL

8,097 posted on 01/20/2004 4:43:44 PM PST by Conservababe

Planet destroying bombs should not have a bubbly personality, it's unnerving.

Dark Star?

8,098 posted on 01/20/2004 4:46:34 PM PST by null and void (Dilbert is a documentary)

To: Conservababe

See? He makes it sound like I'm worse than he is.
I don't bother even half as much as he does.

8,099 posted on 01/20/2004 4:49:26 PM PST by Darkchylde (Beware: reading Darksheare's taglines may cause extreme insanity & convulsions)

To: null and void

8,100 posted on 01/20/2004 5:00:18 PM PST by Darksheare (This is a normal tagline, there is nothing to fear.. feaR... FeAr...FEAR.)

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