Bitter Britney bares all

NY Daily News ^ | October 27, 2003 | BILL HUTCHINSON

[presidio9]

[per loin]

Britney, just shut up and roll over, huh.

[shadeaud]

Just remember one thing Britney, in two years nobody will even remember your name. Save your money for a lot of Botox.

[Petronski]

...in which she pouts a lot about Justin Timberlake bedding her and blabbing about it.

She thought he was a gentleman?

[Enterprise]

Oh you poor little abused thing. Come over and sit on my lap and tell me all about it.

[Lizavetta]

"There was a time when I was like, 'Okay, I'm over men."

"I'm like, 'What's happening? "

"By the time I was 13, my dad was like, 'Uh, Britney, it's time to start covering yourself up.'

I'm like, thinking like, "What a moron."

[1Old Pro]

I hear the Britney Spears diet is better than Atkins and all the rest. You can only eat the food you can spell.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Do you still have the sweater pic of her?

[Clemenza]

I'm happier to see that Cristina Aguilera's career is going down the tubes. That woman was a skank and disgusting to look at to boot. IF only she wouldn't have gone ghetto (a move made more ridculous by the fact that she is a Staten Island Mall chick), maybe her career would still be in good shape.

Britney can stay, however. ;-)

[Lunatic Fringe]

It's been a slow, 6-year long striptease.... can we finish it now please?

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

I always said she'd be doing a layout for Hef by 2005. Right on schedule.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

Just remember one thing Britney, in two years nobody will even remember your name.

Even worse, everyone will ask her, aren't you Jamie Lynn Spears's big sister.

[VxH]

Revelation 2:20

Nevertheless, I have this against you: You tolerate that woman Jezebel, who calls herself a prophetess. By her teaching she misleads my servants into sexual immorality and the eating of food sacrificed to idols.

[mountaineer]

"Why? Why are they mad at me?" asked Spears

They're not mad, Britney dear, they're - we're - just disgusted and tired of you.

[dead]

I'm like reading the article and I'm like thinking "She's an annoying idiot" and then like I get to the picture and I'm like, "I love her."

[FeliciaCat]

Britney needs better PR people...everytime she opens her mouth she digs a deeper hole.

Here's some advice Brit, do what you want, but dont try to justify or apologise for it and grow a thicker skin when it comes back and bites ya'.

[Centurion2000]

You owe me a keyboard for that one :) ...... excellent one.

[SkyPilot]

I'm like, thinking like, "What a moron."

Like, why? I mean, it sounds like you are so jealous of her, and everything. So, like, why don't you think, like, she's not smart, and everything?

[Petronski]

(a move made more ridculous by the fact that she is a Staten Island Mall chick)

Aguilera grew up in suburban Pittsburgh, and is more musically talented than Spears.

[open mind-closed fist]

OOPS...I made millions again...