[presidio9]

[per loin]

Britney, just shut up and roll over, huh.

[shadeaud]

Just remember one thing Britney, in two years nobody will even remember your name. Save your money for a lot of Botox.

[Petronski]

...in which she pouts a lot about Justin Timberlake bedding her and blabbing about it.

She thought he was a gentleman?

[Enterprise]

Oh you poor little abused thing. Come over and sit on my lap and tell me all about it.

[Lizavetta]

"There was a time when I was like, 'Okay, I'm over men."

"I'm like, 'What's happening? "

"By the time I was 13, my dad was like, 'Uh, Britney, it's time to start covering yourself up.'

I'm like, thinking like, "What a moron."

[1Old Pro]

I hear the Britney Spears diet is better than Atkins and all the rest. You can only eat the food you can spell.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Do you still have the sweater pic of her?

[Lunatic Fringe]

It's been a slow, 6-year long striptease.... can we finish it now please?

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

I always said she'd be doing a layout for Hef by 2005. Right on schedule.

[VxH]

Revelation 2:20

Nevertheless, I have this against you: You tolerate that woman Jezebel, who calls herself a prophetess. By her teaching she misleads my servants into sexual immorality and the eating of food sacrificed to idols.

[mountaineer]

"Why? Why are they mad at me?" asked Spears

They're not mad, Britney dear, they're - we're - just disgusted and tired of you.

[dead]

I'm like reading the article and I'm like thinking "She's an annoying idiot" and then like I get to the picture and I'm like, "I love her."

[FeliciaCat]

Britney needs better PR people...everytime she opens her mouth she digs a deeper hole.

Here's some advice Brit, do what you want, but dont try to justify or apologise for it and grow a thicker skin when it comes back and bites ya'.

[open mind-closed fist]

OOPS...I made millions again...

[nmh]

Kendel Ehrlich made headlines earlier this month by telling a mostly mothers crowd: "If I had an opportunity to shoot Britney Spears, I think I would."

Honestly! This is not a threat. Stupid Britany ...

Yo Britany, she doesn't want her daughter to be a stupid slut like you! That's all she's saying. You're disgusting!

[hchutch]

I can understand where she comes from in terms of the frustration with the dating game.

[EggsAckley]

Man! You could like, cut the testosterone in here like, with a butter knife!

[GSWarrior]

It's all about ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME.

[HHFi]

I saw Britney writhing around on "Saturday Night Live" last week, doing the worst lip-synching job I've ever seen. It was like she wasn't even trying to match her lips to the song. I've seen kung-fu movies with more convincing dubbing. Whatever happened to the days when performers on "Saturday Night LIVE" actually had to be able to perform LIVE? I guess when you look like her and have her platoon of over-producers, talent is an obsolete concept.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Okay, who's got the Esquire bottomless pic?