[Petronski]

(a move made more ridculous by the fact that she is a Staten Island Mall chick)

Aguilera grew up in suburban Pittsburgh, and is more musically talented than Spears.

[Clemenza]

Cristina comes from the Whitney Houston school of hamming-up-my-voice-to-hide-my-lack-of-talent school of singing.

I don't care for Britney or Cristina, but do admit to watching Ms. Spears with the sound off from time to time.