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ALL THE STUFF I LEARNED FROM TV/MOVIES

Posted on 10/14/2003 10:41:16 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine

As monsters are attacking Japan and destroying cars, bridges, dams and buildings, it is really important to have at least one uniformed soldier watching an oscilloscope in the command post.

Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people--whether they are employed or not. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

Asteroids or comets which have atomic bombs or lasers fired at them magically lose most or all or their mass, thereby ceasing to threaten the Earth or any artificial satellites.

Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

When sending probes through ancient star portals standing on Earth, the USAF has the ability to track the destination all the way to the far reaches of the universe, billions of light years distant.

Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society, and viruses can be designed to ignore system compatability issues.

After Texas is smashed by an asteroid, the director of FEMA is the best person and has the most time to quietly console and comfort the winsome scientist who discovered the asteroid and was instrumental in minimizing the loss, all because her father and her son live in the afflicted area.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts--your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

Once a cop, always a cop - you can always be called out of retirement to solve that one last crime.

When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

Every elite law enforcement team will have one indispensible drop dead gorgeous girl in her early 20s.

Radiation cause interesting mutations--not to your future children, but to you, right then and there.

If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

During all police investigations. it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

Most dogs are immortal.

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one loaf of French bread.

It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off--even while scuba diving.

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

Kitchens don't have light switches.

If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear. Also, when hearing a strange noise, it is important to turn off all electric lights, split up, and go looking for the source while holding a candle. Leave all baseball bats, knives or guns in a room where you can't get them.

Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.

Any person waking from a nightmare will bolt upright and pant.

It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.

Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.


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To: Chancellor Palpatine
Amen on the corner office in Manhattan for the intern....lol

In 87, my tiny booth/office on 47th was 1600/month....all 225 sq feet....no windows.
21 posted on 10/14/2003 5:37:18 PM PDT by wardaddy
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

The one exception to this that I can recall was in one of the Lethal Weapon movies where Riggs cut the wrong wire.

They did hit most of the other clichés though

22 posted on 10/14/2003 5:47:39 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Ignore the propaganda, focus on what you see.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Chancellor Palpatine
Lessons learnt from movies, Evil Overlords, for the use of

Supplemntal list A

136. If I build a bomb, I will simply remember which wire to cut if it has to be deactivated and make every wire red.

23 posted on 10/14/2003 9:10:04 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy ("Conscience is the little voice inside of you that says someone might be watching" HL Mencken)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

If a large mirror behind a bar is visible, well, you know.

24 posted on 10/15/2003 5:36:34 AM PDT by theDentist (Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I'm not biting.)
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To: theDentist
Whenever the hero punches an insignificant underling in the jaw, they'll be knocked out cold with the first punch.

In any scene involving the hero with the machine gun and a bunch of insignificant hired goons, they'll all run out in the open to try and shoot the hero, and will get mowed down by dozens in the process.

25 posted on 10/15/2003 5:39:09 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
Small petite women with toothpick-sized wrists can flatten a 270 pound man with one punch.
26 posted on 10/16/2003 5:32:51 PM PDT by Brett66
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To: Brett66
Attractive, petite women have trouble finding dates as well.
27 posted on 10/16/2003 5:48:18 PM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine
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To: Chancellor Palpatine; All
Dude, this is hilarious! Like the Evil Overlord list mentioned above, I'm certain that this is floating out in cyberspace somewhere.

Check out Jabootu.com or badmovies.org for some more stuff. badmovies.com also runs "things I learned from this movie" with every review, and it's always good. Prepare to waste some time if you go to those sites, though.

28 posted on 10/17/2003 5:16:12 AM PDT by Long Cut ( "Diplomacy is wasted on Tyrants.")
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To: NCC-1701
"There will always be one Japanese kid wearing a baseball cap who understands all monsters"

Corollary: Any child who has contact with any giant monster should automatically be given access to all military bases, secret locations, and strategy planning sessions, where his views should be listened to.

29 posted on 10/17/2003 5:18:30 AM PDT by Long Cut ( "Diplomacy is wasted on Tyrants.")
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
The Hero's gun will never jam, need cleaning, or otherwise fail. The villain's will, and at the most critical time.
30 posted on 10/17/2003 5:20:12 AM PDT by Long Cut ( "Diplomacy is wasted on Tyrants.")
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To: Brett66
A highly-trained commando with a tight-knit squad of operators will only refuse a last-minute addition of a young, attractive female to his team before a critical mission because she is a woman.
31 posted on 10/17/2003 5:22:05 AM PDT by Long Cut ( "Diplomacy is wasted on Tyrants.")
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
Dedicated cops, highly-trained commandos, and secret agents always defy, refuse, or countermand orders.
32 posted on 10/17/2003 5:26:15 AM PDT by Long Cut ( "Diplomacy is wasted on Tyrants.")
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To: Chancellor Palpatine; All
From Jabootu.com, a glossary:

Atomic Grenade (n): Any explosive device that results in an explosion far out of proportion to it’s apparent capabilities. EXAMPLE: "You’re telling me that whatever was in that little purse blew up that entire building?! She must have been carrying an Atomic Grenade!"

The Avoid the Limbs Rule (n): This stipulates that when confronting a monster who can be damaged by gunfire (i.e., we can see chunks blown off) but not killed, that the shooter will never try to blow the creature’s legs off, so as to disable it or at least slow down pursuit.

The Borgnine Proviso (n): An obscure Hollywood Union rule which stipulated that, should one choose to produce a Disaster Movie during the 1970s, a role must be provided for Ernest Borgnine. Should he be otherwise engaged, one may opt to substitute either George Kennedy or Slim Pickins.

Box Picture (n): A film, usually a Disaster Movie, which spotlights its large cast in a series of small boxes along the bottom of the poster. These are usually highlighted with thumbnail credits revealing the generic nature of the actor’s role: "Leslie Nielsen is The Captain." Eventually, Box Pictures died out when rising salaries made the required mix of major and minor stars too expensive. Perhaps the last major Box Picture was Delta Force. ("George Kennedy is The Priest"),p> The Cricket Rule (n): Dubbed in cricket sounds always indicate that a scene is taking place at night, no matter how bad the day-for-night photography is, or even if (ala The Curse of Bigfoot) the sun is prominently visible throughout the scene.

Day-for-Night (adj.): Photography shot during the day using tilted filters to decrease light levels. Done properly, it makes a scene look like it’s taking place at night. Done improperly, it makes a scene look like it was ineptly shot day-for-night. See also the Cricket Rule.

Designated Hero (n): A character who we know the film regards as its ‘hero,’ even though he or she is not, in any objective sense, all that heroic. Designated Heroes usually get a ‘free from responsibility’ pass from the filmmakers, even when their actions result in mass deaths. Take, for example, Ally Sheedy’s reporter character in Man’s Best Friend. The movie ‘blames’ its generic Mad Scientist for the film’s mayhem. Yet it was the film’s ‘heroine’ who illegally broke into the guy’s lab and, in fact, loosed the killer dog upon the world. She then hides the dog at home, over the objections of her boyfriend, who is later horribly killed by it. Yet the film never explores (or even mentions) her culpability in the resultant carnage, pretty much just because she’s ‘the hero.’ This concept is most deeply explored in Douglas Milroy’s review of The Beast, which contains a bonus Designated Villain as well as a Designated Hero.

Exploitation Filmmakers’ Credo (n): "Come on, these dummies can’t remember what they saw five minutes ago!" Upon hearing this line in Terminal Island, Jason posited that it represented the EFC.

Foley Work (n): The insertion of sound effects on the soundtrack, as in putting in footstep sounds when someone on screen is walking about. Named for legendary soundman Jack Foley. I personally use the term informally, often as a verb: "The filmmakers’ helpfully foley in a rather exaggerated splat sound when he hits the ground."

"Fruit Cart, Fruit Cart!" (n): (Coined by Roger Ebert) Phrase chanted by movie buffs during any car chase taking place in either a foreign land or an ethnic neighborhood, in the certainty that the contents of a fruit cart will be spilled sometime during the proceedings.

Hero’s Death Battle Exemption (n): This rule stipulates that a monster or murderer will have to spend at least ten times the amount of time and effort killing a hero/heroine (or his/her significant other) than anyone else in the picture. EXAMPLE: In Prophecy, the killer mutant bear instantly kills folks throughout the movie with one swipe of its claw. Yet it ‘chooses’ to pick up the hero and hold him up to its face long enough to allow him to repeatedly stab it in the head with an arrow, eventually killing it. This despite the fact that the hero’s attack takes well over ten times the amount of time that it took the bear to kill any other person in the film. Even then, the hero emerges from the bear’s claws unscathed.

IITS (n): (i.e., ‘It’s in the Script’) Explanation for actions taken by any character that make, in context, absolutely no sense, but serve merely to advance the plot. EXAMPLE:
Perplexed Viewer: "Why is she wandering around when there’s a killer on the loose?"
Knowledgeable Viewer: "IITS!"

Idiot Picture (n): (Coined by Roger Ebert) A film who’s plot can proceed only if everyone in the film is an idiot. For instance, you’re among a group trapped inside a house. One of you is a murderer, but you’re stuck there until morning. If you all decide to split up rather than stay together as a group all night, then you’re in an Idiot Picture.

Idiot World (n): The setting of any film, usually sci-fi or fantasy, which portrays a world that we, the viewers, feel we could immediately wrest power over. EXAMPLE: "That doofus is the Evil Overlord?! Man, I could seize control of this Idiot World in about 10 minutes!"

Informed Attributes (n): When a character displays a mediocre or even inept level of skill in some discipline (anything from dancing to writing to fighting), yet we are shown other characters lauding their talents. This is to signal the audience that, at least in the universe presented in the film, these people are to be considered as highly proficient at their craft, however much this belies the evidence of our eyes and/or ears. EXAMPLE: When we watch actor ‘Frankie Fane’ chew up the scenery in The Oscar, yet learn through dialog that his performance was considered to be skilled. Informed Attributes can also pertain to non-apparent character traits, as when one character notes another’s purportedly high intelligence or sexual magnetism.

James Bond Exposition Rule (n): Film convention that dictates that a supervillain isn’t allowed to kill the hero until he has meticulously revealed his master plan, including vital data regarding time elements and such. Traditionally, this takes so much time that the Villain must leave before personally seeing to it that the hero is taken care of. Inevitably, his goofball assistants then mess up the job, allowing to hero to exploit his newly gained knowledge and disrupt the villain’s plan.

Jason’s Rule of Explosive Endings (n): The habit of Bad Movies, having run out of ideas, to end the picture by just blowing things up. Formulated in his review of The Island of Dr. Moreau.

Ken and Andrew’s Rule of Plot Holes (n): This rule, formulated with the help of fellow Bad Movie aficionado Andrew Muchoney, stipulates that if a viewer is forced to construct (or attempt to construct) an elaborate framework of suppositions in order to cover over some hole in a film’s plot, then somebody on the production side of things hasn’t been doing their job.

Ken’s Rule of Guns (n): This stipulates that people will invariably forgo the ‘space’ advantage of a firearm, i.e., that it can be used at a distance. In effect, it means that gun bearers will move close enough to their targets so as to lose their weapons in a fight. This rule has saved more heroes than the James Bond Exposition Rule. Example: In On Deadly Ground, one character, who spends the entire movie ranting that Seagal’s character is the greatest commando in the history of the planet, gets the drop on him with a shotgun. Instead of just shooting him, however, he moves close enough to invoke Ken’s Rule of Guns. Seagal, by the way, has probably profited from KROG more than any other actor in film history.

Ken’s Rule of High Altitude Mortality (n): This stipulates that anyone who plunges off a tall structure (a building, a cliff, etc.,) will let loose with a loud death shriek, no matter how much damage he takes before the fall. EXAMPLE: In Robocop, villain Ronnie Cox has his chest perforated by a full clip of cartridges from Robocop’s machine pistol. Despite the fact that his lungs must be shredded, he manages to loudly scream as the impact of the dozens of bullets punches him through a high story window.

Ken’s Second Rule of High Altitude Mortality (n): No one in any sort of raised position will ever die without falling to the ground. This, mysteriously, using involves falling forward after being shot, despite the fact that the human body naturally falls backwards and that the impact of being shot would seem to add to this tendency.

Light Bulb Moment (n): When a character is enacted in such a way as to indicate that he or she is getting a big idea of some sort.

McGuffin (n): (Coined by Alfred Hitchcock) A McGuffin (also MacGuffin or Maguffin) is a term for whatever generic whatsis is driving the plot of an action or suspense picture. EXAMPLE: In the espionage flick Ronin, the characters are chasing a briefcase. We never learn the what’s in it, but its existence drives the film. For a more concrete example, the mystical Ark of the Covenant is the McGuffin in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Misdirected Answering (n): The habit of Bad Movie to spend time answering little questions you’ve probably not even thought of while ignoring truly gigantic plot holes. EXAMPLE: In Irwin Allen’s The Swarm, a film with as many gaping plot flaws as there are stars in the sky, a hunk of dialog is used to explain why Michael Caine’s scientist character sports a British accent.

The Misleading Masculine Moniker Rule (n): This stipulates that any incoming scientific expert in a ’50s sci-fi film will sport an androgynous or downright mannish first name (or be referred to by initials) like Pat or Steve, only to turn out to be a woman. This will set up a ‘meet cute’ "Why, you’re a girl!" scene between her and the film’s hero, which in turn will establish her as the film’s obligatory Love Interest.

Monster Death Trap Proviso (n): This stipulates that any stratagem to destroy a monster, once it has failed, may not be attempted again, even if it only failed because of some bizarre fluke. Nor can the same plan be refined and tried again. Instead, a completely other plan must be formulated.

Nut o’ Fun (n): Generic term for any prop or object meant solely as set dressing, but which is so interesting as to provide a much needed distraction from the film. The term was created by Douglas to describe a specific background prop in his Exorcist II review. It was then appropriated as a generic designation by Liz for reviews posted at her And You Call Yourself a Scientist! site (see our link page), thus becoming the first Jabootuian term to cross over from our borders into the world at large.

Offscreen Teleportation (n): The ability that allows an older or pudgier star, for instance Charles Bronson in his later movies, to keep up with a fleet youngster during a foot chase scene. When both are in the same shot, the star will invariably be seen to be rapidly losing ground. Yet, as soon as the camera tightens on the pursued, we know that the next wide shot will show the star right on the guy’s heels. Monsters (including Psychos from Slasher Movies) also employ this talent. Once they leave a potential victim’s field of vision, they can materialize anywhere they please. This allows, for example, Jason Voorhees to appear from behind exactly the right tree when a victim runs from a house, no matter which exit they use or what direction they run off in.

One Radio Rule (n): No matter how large a ship or secluded base or compound is, it’ll only come equipped with one radio. Once something’s happened to that, they’re on their own. The most egregious example probably occurs in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. Sybok, Spock’s half-brother, has wrested control of the Enterprise. In order to alert Star Fleet, Kirk must get to the Enterprise’s one emergency radio, located up near the very top of the ship were it’s hardest to get at. This on a vessel, mind you, with voice controlled computers, making you think that Kirk should be able to say one word anywhere on the ship and automatically send out an emergency distress signal to Star Fleet.

POV Shots (n): (i.e. ‘Point of View’ shots) Camera shots that are meant to represent what a character is seeing. EXAMPLE: John Carpenter’s Halloween opens with a famous extended POV Shot of a character stalking and ultimately killing a young woman. This is used to hide from us the fact that the killer is a six year old boy, which we learn only when the sequence has ended.

Selling Wood (adj.): A term used to indicate that an actor is giving a particularly stiff performance. Adapted from Jason’s favorite line from Bad Girls, wherein one of the film’s ex-prostitute heroines tries to convince the others to enter another line of work: "We sold our bodies, why can’t we sell some wood?"

Spring-Loaded Cat (n): (Coined by The Phantom of the Movies) The ubiquitous kitty that invariably jet propels itself out of closets and cabinets during horror movies, creating a false scare.

Superfluous Racking (n): The habit of idiots in movies to constantly pull back on the slide of a pistol, because it looks ‘cool.’ Actually, all you’d accomplish with this would be to eject an unfired cartridge while raising the probability of the gun jamming. Similar actions include unnecessarily pumping the action of a pump shotgun, spinning the cylinder of a revolver or constantly shooting the bolt on a rifle or submachine gun.

The Stealth Monster Rule (n): This provides that any monster, no matter how gigantic, awkward or noisy, will be able to sneak up right behind victims at will. See The Last Dinosaur or From Hell It Came for examples, or better yet, think of the end of Jurassic Park. There, the T-Rex, which earlier literally shook the earth with every movement, silently appears out of nowhere to eat the velociraptors that are threatening the cast.

"Watermelon, watermelon, cantaloupe, cantaloupe" (adj.): (also the shortened ‘Watermelon, watermelon’) Used to indicate obviously bogus ‘crowd’ murmurings. Taken from the venerable stage tradition of informing extras to say the above to each other to indicate mass communication, so that they wouldn’t ask the director, "What should I say?" This is especially amusing when the ‘watermelon’ noises are overlaid with obviously dubbed-in and spotlighted dialog. EXAMPLE: As in On Deadly Ground, when the generic ‘watermelon, watermelon’ sounds of the assembled Press are overlaid with lines like "Answer the questions, you weasel!"

Whooshing Powder (n): A standard issue item for all Witch Doctors, Shamans, etc,. which when tossed into an open flame causes it to whoosh up. See Jungle Hell and From Beyond the Grave.

Think of the last movie you saw, and try to figure out how many of these you saw in it.

33 posted on 10/17/2003 5:35:30 AM PDT by Long Cut ( "Diplomacy is wasted on Tyrants.")
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To: hchutch; Poohbah; Shooter 2.5; dighton; Old Sarge; Paul Atreides; Luke Skyfreeper; All
PING! This is funny...especially the gun stuff above.

Some more:

- A car's tires will squeal on gravel or dirt.

-A car will be fully operational if jumped over a river.

- at a crime scene, the police will always miss a crucial piece of evidence that you can find hours later, in the dark.

- Overweight Southern sherriffs are always corrupt racists.

- A car can flip over and crash at high speeds and injure no one. Unless, of course, it contains a Bad Guy, in which case it will explode.

- You can take a large-caliber bullet to the shoulder and still use your arm. You won't go into shock, either.

- A car will explode violently if the gas tank is shot.

- CEO's and multibillionaires have private, armed squads of killers at their disposal who can kill anyone without the authorities being the least bit interested.

34 posted on 10/17/2003 6:04:47 AM PDT by Long Cut ( "Diplomacy is wasted on Tyrants.")
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To: Long Cut
A shot from a pistol will drive a bad guy upward and back about ten feet.

If the guy is on a balcony, no matter what he's shot with, even an RPG, he'll stumble forward to fall over the balcony.
35 posted on 10/17/2003 6:33:42 AM PDT by Shooter 2.5
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To: Long Cut; Poohbah
Bullets from a Beretta 93R and an HK MP5 PDW can take down a Huey.

"Battle is a highly fluid situation. You plan on your contingencies, and I have. You keep your initiative, and I will. One thing you don't do is share command. It's never a good idea!" - Major Vic Deakins, USAF (ret.)
36 posted on 10/17/2003 6:39:33 AM PDT by hchutch ("I don't see what the big deal is, I really don't." - Major Vic Deakins, USAF (ret.))
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To: Shooter 2.5
"If the guy is on a balcony, no matter what he's shot with, even an RPG, he'll stumble forward to fall over the balcony."

Check out "Ken's Rule Of High-Altitude Mortality" in post # 33 above.

37 posted on 10/17/2003 6:42:15 AM PDT by Long Cut ( "Diplomacy is wasted on Tyrants.")
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To: hchutch; Shooter 2.5; Squantos
I saw this one recently in "The Rundown" with "the Rock"...

A Designated Hero can pump, and fire, two shotguns at once using one in each hand. He can also accurately fire an M-14 with one hand extended to its limit.

38 posted on 10/17/2003 6:45:40 AM PDT by Long Cut ( "Diplomacy is wasted on Tyrants.")
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To: hchutch
From "The Hunted", with Tommy Lee Jones...

- You can forge a knife, from scratch, in only ten minutes.

- A knife can be thrown with complete accuracy over long ranges, and completely bury itself in an opponent, causing instantaneous death.

- You can lap a flint knife from raw stone in ten minutes.

- You can defeat heavily-armed assasins with only one knife.

- A casual observer can determine the size, shape, and other details of the weapon used to hack a human into a half-dozen pieces, days later.

- Special Forces are trained to do all the above, by civilians who have never served in the Army.

39 posted on 10/17/2003 6:55:04 AM PDT by Long Cut ( "Diplomacy is wasted on Tyrants.")
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To: Long Cut
Disney death-In the case of a disney movie if the bad guy is killed it will always be by a fall. The hero never actually kills the villin. That would be a bad thing.

A-team members- You ever seen a case where a bunch of supposed crack-shots are shooting up everything in sight and never manage to hit a single living thing? There you go.

40 posted on 10/17/2003 7:00:20 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Help! I am being held captive by a podperson who swallowed a dictionary!)
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