[Long Cut]

PING! This is funny...especially the gun stuff above.

Some more:

- A car's tires will squeal on gravel or dirt.

-A car will be fully operational if jumped over a river.

- at a crime scene, the police will always miss a crucial piece of evidence that you can find hours later, in the dark.

- Overweight Southern sherriffs are always corrupt racists.

- A car can flip over and crash at high speeds and injure no one. Unless, of course, it contains a Bad Guy, in which case it will explode.

- You can take a large-caliber bullet to the shoulder and still use your arm. You won't go into shock, either.

- A car will explode violently if the gas tank is shot.

- CEO's and multibillionaires have private, armed squads of killers at their disposal who can kill anyone without the authorities being the least bit interested.

[Shooter 2.5]

A shot from a pistol will drive a bad guy upward and back about ten feet.

If the guy is on a balcony, no matter what he's shot with, even an RPG, he'll stumble forward to fall over the balcony.

[hchutch]

Bullets from a Beretta 93R and an HK MP5 PDW can take down a Huey.

"Battle is a highly fluid situation. You plan on your contingencies, and I have. You keep your initiative, and I will. One thing you don't do is share command. It's never a good idea!" - Major Vic Deakins, USAF (ret.)