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Hunter Biden Confesses
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 September 2026 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/08/2026 10:38:49 AM PDT by John Semmens

Former President Biden's son Hunter went on the "Dopey" podcast and told host Dave Manheim "I was able to scrape the money together for the cocaine, prostitutes, and private bungalows at the luxurious Chateau Marmont because I still was on the board of Burisma as part of the influence peddling scheme my father and I cooked up when he was vice-president."

In response to Manheim's gasp, Hunter assured him "it was a fair deal. We didn't cheat Burisma. My dad went to bat for them in Washington. Burisma wasn't our only client. I was on the board of 14 other major national and international organizations. They paid me, I gave my Dad his 10% cut, and he represented their interests in Washington. Even when I was a crack addict and out of my mind, I could still show up for four meetings a year, which was all I was required to do to make our arrangement look legit."

Manheim observed "it certainly seems both lucrative and illegal. Weren't you and your Dad taking bribes in exchange for influencing US policies toward the companies you were on the boards of?"

"Yes," Hunter replied, "but it doesn't matter now since my Dad gave me a presidential pardon. I am honestly admitting what I did. I'm not a weasel like Fauci. He was given the same kind of pardon I was. Yet, he's still refusing to tell the truth about the crimes he committed."


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bribes; crimes; pardon; satire

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1 posted on 09/08/2026 10:38:49 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Hunter replied, “but it doesn’t matter now since my Dad gave me a presidential pardon. I am honestly admitting what I did. I’m not a weasel like Fauci. He was given the same kind of pardon I was. Yet, he’s still refusing to tell the truth about the crimes he committed.”

Shocked someone said this out loud. Never imagined it would be Hunter.


2 posted on 09/08/2026 10:49:09 AM PDT by algore
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To: John Semmens

Did Joe pardon himself? If not, can DOJ go after him for the 10% cut?

(I know, I know ... they won’t ... but just asking if they could.)


3 posted on 09/08/2026 11:00:14 AM PDT by BuchananBrigadeTrumpFan (If in doubt, it's probably sarcasm)
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To: BuchananBrigadeTrumpFan

I think Joe Biden has already been declared mentally incompetent to stand trial.


4 posted on 09/08/2026 11:04:20 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: algore

He is admitting he is a sleezebag, but while in a weird sort of way, admitting that he lied and concealed it to save his own skin (and his father’s) doesn’t make him admirable, it actually takes him down a few notches. He doesn’t care what people think of him or how much of a degenerate he is. It doesn’t make it excusable, but self preservation is also understandable.


5 posted on 09/08/2026 11:05:05 AM PDT by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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To: John Semmens

Semi-satire?


6 posted on 09/08/2026 11:14:38 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: John Semmens
Hunter Biden actually said this during the interview

"I took that when my dad was vice president, and then for three years after I was still on the board, and the requirement of the board would be that I would show up for four meetings a year, even when I was a crack addict and out of my mind."

So its a direct admission of Biden corruption, deep-state protection of Biden, and evidence of dirty Democrat/deep-state involvement in this Ukraine-Russia proxy war all along

disgusting.

7 posted on 09/08/2026 11:20:46 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: John Semmens

Time to introduce the entire biden family to the concept of “asset forfeiture”.


8 posted on 09/08/2026 11:26:45 AM PDT by farmguy ( )
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To: John Semmens

Well done!


9 posted on 09/08/2026 11:31:27 AM PDT by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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"...it was a fair deal. We didn't cheat Burisma..."

Nope, just the American people. No big deal.

10 posted on 09/08/2026 11:37:40 AM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To the left, truth is right wing violence.)
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Air time why?


11 posted on 09/08/2026 11:51:12 AM PDT by rktman (Patriotism not 'hateriotism' !. Enlisted USN 1967 proudly. 🇺🇸)
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To: jacknhoo

Thx


12 posted on 09/08/2026 11:55:11 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: algore; LS; Red Badger; SunkenCiv; Lazamataz; Liz; Libloather; MtnClimber; PJ-Comix; GOPJ
Shocked someone said this out loud. Never imagined it would be Hunter.

No, I would be surprised if it were anybody EXCEPT Hunter Biden. Yes, he really is that stupid. His family is really that haughty and over-bearing. That corrupt.)

13 posted on 09/08/2026 12:39:23 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (Do the racist Islamics use their Communists as dupes? Or do the racist Communists use the Islamics?)
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This has to be completely fake. There is NO way Hunter Biden would confess to what he did. NEVER.


14 posted on 09/08/2026 12:55:01 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: Flaming Conservative

Semi BS.

If this really happened, is there a video of him saying it?


15 posted on 09/08/2026 2:18:42 PM PDT by enumerated (81 million votes my ass )
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To: John Semmens

DOESN’T THIS BIG MOUTH BRAGGART STILL OWE THOUSANDS IN CHILD SUPPORT TO HIS LATEST DAUGHTER?


16 posted on 09/08/2026 2:44:26 PM PDT by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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