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Posted on 06/18/2026 5:59:25 AM PDT by DFG
WORLD — Citizens across the globe breathed a collective sigh of relief after learning that the government of Iran has promised to be good from here on out as part of the peace deal negotiated by President Donald Trump.
The announcement came as final details of the deal were released to Congress this week, including a provisional agreement by Iranian heads of state to be cool and stop killing people.
"We have seen the error of our ways and will be super nice from now on," said IRGC commander Amir Arzhang. "You can absolutely trust us with hundreds of billions of dollars. We have completely lost interest in obtaining a nuclear bomb. That's a promise you can count on, just like we promise to stop killing protesters."
"This is a win for the entire globe," Vice President JD Vance told members of the Press. "Iran has been bad for so long. But due to President Trump's shrewd negotiating tactics, he was able to get the leaders of Iran to agree to be good and not be bad anymore. Really, a giant win for everyone."
The global population exhaled a collective sigh of relief upon learning of the condition of the peace deal, and many say they believe this will solve everything once and for all.
"I'm so glad Iran has agreed to be good now," German citizen Marga Von Dutch said. "We can all rest easy at long last. Thank you, President Trump!"
At publishing time, the world had thanked its lucky stars as Russia had also North Korea had also agreed to play nice in exchange for a hundred billion dollars.
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ditto.
Trouble is..... Hard core kneepad Trumpers actually believe this to be true.
“Greatest President Evah!”
“Hard core kneepad Trumpers actually believe this to be true.”
Screw you and the horse you rode in on, you POS.
I’ve had little to criticize Trump for during this presidency.
Until now.
This is likely the biggest *mistake* of his life.
Here. Here's some new kneepads for you.
“There will be no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!”
March 6, 2026
Trump just wanted to make a deal, and I understand why he needed to do it soon. It’s distressing, though, how much it looks like total capitulation to Iran.
Trump doesn’t seem like he’s able to handle complex deals like this anymore. He’s not the same man he was just a few months ago. Did anyone see his press conference after G7? I assume it wasn’t posted here out of respect, because he doesn’t sound like he’s okay.
“That’s just the lib media quoting him out of context!!11!”
I pay little attention to what Trump says these days.
I did read where he jokingly told JD that if this deal goes off OK, he will take credit. If the deal goes bad... he’ll blame JD.
Joke. Right?
Just a little more neck...
Agreed. If I understand the deal, our military is still crouching nearby to make Iran stick to the deal.
Crouching vs. winning.
Taqiyya or how ever they spell it.
It won’t last long, as the subhuman muslim(SPIT!) jihadi filth cannot be trusted with anything. They richly deserve worldwide extermination.
I must not have made myself clear; however, you being so stupid in all, I wil repeat:
F^ck you and the horse you rode in on.
Trump's plan is to consolidate the ME against the evil idiots running Iran - it's a 'leave no stone unturned' ploy... and it'll work in the long run. That said, I 'get' the joke here...
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