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"We Must Break the Spirit of MAGA People"
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 May 2026 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/25/2026 11:04:29 AM PDT by John Semmens

This week, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) spoke before the 2026 CAP IDEAS Conference that was hosted by the Center for American Progress, saying "first, as a guarantee, we are taking back control of the United States House of Representatives in November. As I speak, we have thousands of people in the field registering as many new voters as we can. People like 64-year-old Californian Brenda Lee Brown Armstrong who has been registering homeless skid row folks for the last 20 years. She lets them use her home address so the mail-in ballots the state sends to every registered voter won't get lost and she can insure that they will be cast for Democrat candidates all up and down the ballot."

"Second, not only will we defeat MAGA with ballots," Jeffries boasted. "We will also break their spirit. Our Democrat majority in Congress will enable us to pass the legislation former Vice-President Kamala Harris mentioned last week. This includes adding enough new progressive Justices to the US Supreme Court to guarantee favorable rulings for all our progressive legislation including admitting Puerto Rico and Washington DC as new states. This would give our Party four new senators and five or six new House members. Then we will be able to eliminate the Electoral College and elect a president by a national popular vote. Red state power will be neutralized in the 2028 election. A progressive Democrat will be inaugurated as president in January 2029. Maybe it will be Harris or Newsom or even a fresh new face like me."

"With our Party in full control, the enemies of democracy will be punished," Jeffries promised. "Trump and his henchmen will be sent to prison. MAGA voters will be taxed and taxed some more until they are totally dispossessed. They will be denied the welfare benefits they have urged be denied to the foreigners that President Biden invited to our country and the millions more we will bring in under a new Democratic president. They will have to work off the books or beg in the streets like the immigrants they despise. Their children will be taken away to prevent their parents evil ideas from being taught to them. They will be given the transgender surgeries their parents would've denied them. The MAGA folks will rue every word they have said against us and every action they have taken to try to thwart the transformation that former President Obama pledged to make to America. These are the things we will do to break MAGA's spirit."

Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-NY) called Jeffries vision of America's future "surprisingly moderate considering how much damage Trump and his minions have done to the country. Considering some of the things Jeffries has said in private, I would have expected him to call for more blood and guts to be spilled in the transformation. Lenin, and later Stalin, knew that potential counterrevolutionaries had to be exterminated for the progressive transformation to be assured of a permanent hold on power."


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; elections; jeffries; postandrun; satire; schumer; selfpromotion

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1 posted on 05/25/2026 11:04:29 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I’m glad you didn’t put the parenthetical semi satire this time, I like the feeling when the trap door swings open under me.


2 posted on 05/25/2026 11:07:21 AM PDT by sopo
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The ashos are talking about breaking the American spirit. Ain’t gonna happen. King Hakeem is a far and faraway left wing idiot.


3 posted on 05/25/2026 11:10:16 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Illegal Alien Border Invaders are the broken windows of America. Influencers of violence and crime.)
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To: John Semmens

Good luck with that, Chuckwad.


4 posted on 05/25/2026 11:11:59 AM PDT by Howie66 (America First!!)
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To: John Semmens

General Augusto Pinochet had the right idea of dealing with guys like Hakeem Jeffries.


5 posted on 05/25/2026 11:23:18 AM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: John Semmens

The plans of satan can often boomerang and work in reverse.


6 posted on 05/25/2026 11:24:09 AM PDT by xp38
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To: John Semmens

Somebody needs to tell King Hakeem Potatohead what MAGA stands for. Make America Great AGAIN. Sounds like the Afrikaner King of Wakanda has a problem with that.


7 posted on 05/25/2026 11:24:19 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Illegal Alien Border Invaders are the broken windows of America. Influencers of violence and crime.)
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“She lets them [homeless street people] use her home address . . .”

Sounds like fraud to me - and almost certainly includes payment for votes in many cases, I would guess.


8 posted on 05/25/2026 11:24:25 AM PDT by Stosh
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Not possible. I mean look at all the socialists/commies/libs in this country who havent had their spirits broken, look at ol’ Hakeem here, hes proof.


9 posted on 05/25/2026 11:26:15 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: John Semmens

These people are sick, sick, sick.


10 posted on 05/25/2026 11:33:50 AM PDT by The FIGHTIN Illini ("Let Us Never Forget What They Have Done")
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I’ve got a feeling that Hakeem’s ancestors were some of those thugs who kept the slaves on the plantation in line. The massa’s boys.


11 posted on 05/25/2026 11:42:30 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Illegal Alien Border Invaders are the broken windows of America. Influencers of violence and crime.)
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How does he intend to get around the inevitable civil war and festival of lamppost-decorating that should surely ensue?


12 posted on 05/25/2026 11:47:58 AM PDT by cross_bearer_02
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Seditionists should be hung.


13 posted on 05/25/2026 11:49:26 AM PDT by exnavy (See article IV section 4 of our constitution.)
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That’s funny. Because in reality, MAGA is what’s broken the Democrats.


14 posted on 05/25/2026 11:56:56 AM PDT by rickomatic
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To: exnavy

lj

ESAD


15 posted on 05/25/2026 11:57:10 AM PDT by skinny old man (Still lurking and posting after all these years(27 yrs ?)(more ?)(seems like more...))
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I do not know what that means.


16 posted on 05/25/2026 11:59:09 AM PDT by exnavy (See article IV section 4 of our constitution.)
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Hey Hakeem, NUTS!


17 posted on 05/25/2026 12:00:33 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I wasn't expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition.)
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A memory of the 1968 election after nationwide rioting by leftists.

Hubert H. Humphrey conceding the election:
“I have lost. Mr. Nixon had won. Let us work together now for the good of the American people.”

Hubert H. Humphrey’s telegram to Richard Nixon on November 6, 1968, stated: “According to unofficial returns, you are the winner in this election. My congratulations. Please know that you will have my support in unifying and leading the nation.”

2026: “break their spirit” and a pledge to carry out “maximum warfare, everywhere, all the time” —Hakeem Jeffries.


18 posted on 05/25/2026 12:02:33 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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“has won” not “had”.


19 posted on 05/25/2026 12:03:09 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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After Humphrey lost, the radicals took over the Democratic Party.


20 posted on 05/25/2026 12:04:16 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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