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Dem Vows Vengeance on MAGA [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 April 2026 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/12/2026 10:56:31 AM PDT by John Semmens

Suzanna Karatassos, a Democrat candidate for a Georgia House seat, pitched herself as "a progressive fighter who will rebuild America by punishing MAGA voters once Trump is gone from the oval office. The people who voted for Trump in three straight elections need to be barred from public discourse by being locked out of internet access for at least the next four years."

"Former President Biden is slandered as a demented nincompoop by Republicans, but he was wise enough to make an effort to pressure social media corporations to censor anti-progressive views," Karatassos reminded everyone. "In 2023, Judge Terry Doughty of the US District Court for the Western District of Louisiana issued an injunction prohibiting Biden administration officials from pressuring social media companies to remove, delete, suppress, or reduce content containing protected free speech. Thankfully, the US Supreme Court overturned Doughty's decision, saying the plaintiffs in the case 'lacked standing to challenge Biden's censorship."

"When Democrats regain a majority in Congress in this November's election we need to codify the Supreme Court's decision in a federal statute so dissent can be more effectively censored before it undermines our nation's democracy," the candidate argued.

In related news, Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif) urged "FBI agents who are breaking the law everyday by following Trump's illegal orders, to publicly denounce Trump if they want to avoid persecution once our Party retakes control of Congress in the Fall. I promise, you will be protected if you come forward now."


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; karatassos; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion; swalwell
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1 posted on 04/12/2026 10:56:31 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Just gonna leave this here.
https://torrancestephensphd.substack.com/p/i-will-beat-the-black-off-you


2 posted on 04/12/2026 10:59:04 AM PDT by Palmettojones
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To: All

FTA

When Democrats regain a majority in November we need a federal statute so
(MAGA-ONLY) dissent can be censored before it undermines our nation’s democracy.

Democrat mouth Eric Swalwell urged FBI agents breaking the law following Trump’s illegal orders, to publicly denounce Trump to avoid persecution once Democrats retake Congress. “I promise, you will be protected if you come forward now.”


3 posted on 04/12/2026 11:33:22 AM PDT by Liz (Jonathan Swift: Govrnment without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery .)
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To: John Semmens

I hope that the left really believes that we’ll put up with their border and crime policies if they successfully cheat their way into winning again.


4 posted on 04/12/2026 11:54:33 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: John Semmens

Sounds like Suzie the Demon Nazi Handmaiden is getting ready to go full gestapo on the Americans. Bring it biatch.


5 posted on 04/12/2026 12:05:00 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The DemonRAT Fink jalopy's new VIN number is MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+)
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To: John Semmens
Seen too much of this, from the Left, without ANY inferred humor. The Left is an infectious bacterium, and will have to be treated as such.

They have to be bleached from existence. The nation's IQ will jump 50%, once they are gone.

6 posted on 04/12/2026 12:05:28 PM PDT by jonascord (First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
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To: John Semmens
"The people who voted for Trump in three straight elections need to be barred from public discourse by being locked out of internet access for at least the next four years."

And the left accuses TRUMP of trying to restrict the freedom of the press!! This lady wants to silence about sixty million people!! Once again, proof that Dems are psychopaths.
7 posted on 04/12/2026 12:33:05 PM PDT by Steve_Seattle1
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To: John Semmens

I know it will never happen, but I really wish there was a bipartisan effort to stop the lawfare. I know Trump had good reason to go after Comey and Tish James, but in retrospect, it would have been better for him to get behind legislation to stop any president or other politician from engaging in lawfare or other political revenge through the DOJ or state prosecutors. We are turning into a banana republic. And yes, this will be the Number One agenda item for the Democrats when (not if, when) they get back into office. Its sad but true.


8 posted on 04/12/2026 1:01:02 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: jonascord

Agreed.


9 posted on 04/12/2026 1:22:24 PM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: jonascord

I guess she’s campaigning on the Dumprat …ie democrat….version of democracy. So typical.


10 posted on 04/12/2026 1:37:16 PM PDT by Donbue
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To: Da Coyote

Anyone who promotes something like the vengeance declared here by this candidate should be sent home packing & told to never retutrn. That sounds like a very real threat, so maybe she should be jailed.


11 posted on 04/12/2026 1:45:44 PM PDT by oldtech
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To: John Semmens

Suzie is letting her big Nazi handmaid mouth overload her blue haired handmaiden TAIL. The skank has a lot of unresolved mental issues.


12 posted on 04/12/2026 2:32:42 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The DemonRAT Fink jalopy's new VIN number is MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+)
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