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NYC Mayor Stumped [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 February 2026 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/12/2026 9:16:09 AM PST by John Semmens

The last week has been kind to its newly-innaugurated democratic-socialist New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani. A massive blizzard left mountains of snow in the streets, more than a dozen homeless inhabitants froze to death, and rats are feasting on uncollected garbage piled up everywhere except right outside his Gracie Mansion residence.

"I'm new to the job," the Mayor reminded everyone. "I know the burdens will get heavier, but right now I struggle to imagine how it could be better."

Hmm, maybe haul away the garbage and snow plow the streets? Could that make things better?


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Weather
KEYWORDS: blizzard; garbage; mamdani; satire

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1 posted on 02/12/2026 9:16:09 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“Hmm, maybe haul away the garbage and snow plow the streets? Could that make things better?”

Besides that. If the people aren’t allowed to have meat, they will learn to appreciate any bread they receive.


2 posted on 02/12/2026 9:18:11 AM PST by AppyPappy (They don't call you a Nazi because they think you are one. They do it to justify violence. )
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To: John Semmens

The streets are plowed, but in most neighborhoods they are lined with cars that haven’t been moved since January 27. This makes it very difficult to deal with the snow.


3 posted on 02/12/2026 9:26:43 AM PST by proxy_user
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To: AppyPappy

The garbage trucks do the plowing, too.


4 posted on 02/12/2026 9:32:51 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to says it.)
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To: John Semmens
I honestly don't care.

They voted for this, and now they're getting it--good and hard.

It's not my problem.

5 posted on 02/12/2026 9:41:06 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: John Semmens

HIS STRUGGLES ARE IN THEIR INFANCY


6 posted on 02/12/2026 10:45:01 AM PST by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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To: John Semmens

HIS STRUGGLES ARE IN THEIR INFANCY

BUCKLE UP-—


7 posted on 02/12/2026 10:45:18 AM PST by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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