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Hunter Biden Justifies Abandoning Daughter [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 February 2026 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/04/2026 10:53:28 AM PST by John Semmens

Former President Joe Biden's son Hunter is being sued by the mother (Lunden Roberts) of his out-of-wedlock daughter (Navy, now 7 years old) for failing to pay court-ordered child support or honoring the other promises he made to his daughter.

"Immediately after the court ruling two years ago Hunter and Navy shared some bonding through scheduled phone calls," Lunden said. "Suddenly and without warning or explanation, Hunter ghosted Navy, and caused her to experience emotional trauma when she realized that her dad would not walk her down the aisle or dance with her at her own wedding reception."

Lawyers for Biden dismissed allegations of trauma, saying "considering the character and behavior of her father, she is probably better off not talking to him or seeing him. Who knows what foolish notions he might put in her head. Let's face it, he's not a caring or responsible person. He's used illegal drugs. He's got dubious business associates. His art career has hit the skids since his Dad left the White House. So, even if he delivered the 30 paintings he promised they wouldn't be worth very much. A clean and total break is most likely the best the child could hope for."


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: badcharacter; bankruptcy; childsupport; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion

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1 posted on 02/04/2026 10:53:28 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

probably better for the daughter not to have anything to do with her daddy.

as far as the mother, she should have had Hunter purchase an annuity while he still had access to money, cause she certainly will never get another dime now (or at least not enough to offset her atty fees)


2 posted on 02/04/2026 11:18:02 AM PST by algore
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To: John Semmens

Drugs rot the core of human decency. During the crack epidemic women addicted tocrack lost any vestiges of maternal instinct . Newborns and children were abandoned emotionally and physically as their mothers did nothing but smoke and seek more crack. That little girl has a brain damaged, emotionally deranged amoral father. Hopefully her mother is providing for her. In these cases often the grandparents step foward to help. History will forever record that Joe Biden not only did not help but was cruel and callous.


3 posted on 02/04/2026 11:23:21 AM PST by allendale
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To: John Semmens

Wait, a 7 year old is having a wedding? Who is the groom? The Profit Muhammad?

(spelling intentional)


4 posted on 02/04/2026 11:27:30 AM PST by PAR35
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To: John Semmens

Wait, a 7 year old is having a wedding? Who is the groom? The Profit Muhammad?

(spelling intentional)


5 posted on 02/04/2026 11:27:36 AM PST by PAR35
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To: algore

Came here to say the exact same thing, that man’s absence is probably one of the greatest blessings that child could ever receive.


6 posted on 02/04/2026 11:45:28 AM PST by Antihero101607
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To: John Semmens

“Your Honor I object! My client is such a scumbag everyone on the planet is better off not knowing him, including his own daughter!”


7 posted on 02/04/2026 11:51:30 AM PST by DarrellZero
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To: John Semmens

It would appear that the Criminal Alien dad who was just released from custody in Texas (at a judge’s order) was just following Hunter Biden’s lead.


8 posted on 02/04/2026 11:58:20 AM PST by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: John Semmens

Perhaps the mother should approach Donnie Jr. about being a surrogate father. Not all sons of Presidents are bastards.


9 posted on 02/04/2026 12:15:21 PM PST by Redmen4ever
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To: John Semmens

E#ven after doing what he did, doesn’t he have some legal requirement in all this?


10 posted on 02/04/2026 4:36:38 PM PST by oldtech
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