Dem Candidate Promises to Kill Trump [semi-satire]

State Rep. Elliot Forhan (D-Cleveland) and candidate for Ohio Attorney General, promised that "if I'm elected I will prosecute, convict, and execute Donald Trump for his crimes against humanity."

This promise contradicts his earlier expressed opposition to imposing the death penalty for convicted murderers. Forhan explained that "most convicted murderers have life experiences that dilute their responsibility for the crimes they commit. Some grew up in poverty. Some had abusive parents. Some committed their crimes under the influence of drugs or alcohol."

"In contrast, Trump grew up in a wealthy family," Forhan pointed out. "He inherited billions of dollars from his father. He neither drinks alcohol nor takes illegal drugs. In short, he has no good excuse for the crimes he has committed and should be put to death as an example to every other miscreant in the MAGA movement to undermine our democracy."

PERMIT ME TO PREFACE ANOTHER OF GUY’S EXCELLENT COMMENTARIES WITH MY CONSTITUTIONALLY TWISTED COMMENTS:
If the LEGISLATIVE LARCENY & GOVERNMENT GRAFT described below (and we TAX SLAVES have been subjected to for decades), fails to anger you, you’re either a closet Democrat...or dead!
SHARE, if only to alert your family & friends that you are OK WITH THE 2nd CIVIL WAR these CRIMINALS ARE BREWING LEST THEY BE REQUIRED TO (HORRORS!!!) GET HONEST JOBS!
DB
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I hear Second Amendment fanatics insisting that Alex Pretti had every right to be carrying a weapon in Minneapolis. The most determined Second Amendment advocate I have known, the late retired Marine Captain Bob Thornton, told me, “Don’t ever carry a weapon where you think there might be trouble. In fact,” he went on, “don’t even go anywhere you think there might be trouble.”

[Boy, how I miss him.] I can’t imagine how any sane person would think the United States Constitution entitles them to carry a weapon into a fight with armed law enforcement officers, and not expect bad consequences. Like Bob said, just don’t ever do it.
GUY MILLER
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Thought I heard something about the United States Congress sending $40 million taxpayer dollars to the Taliban every month, so, outraged, I looked it up. That is not correct. The United States Congress has been sending $40 million dollars to the Taliban EVERY WEEK, according to NEWSWEEK.

That was certainly news to me. Apparently it’s a holdover from the Biden Administration, when Sock Puppet Joe surrendered to the Taliban $85,000,000,000 [that’s billion] in top-of-the-line American military equipment, vehicles, aircraft and weapons. Just turned around and abandoned it, on the advice of Chairman Mark [“I need to understand why I have white rage”] Milley of the Joint Chiefs.

Evidently that wasn’t enough for the Democrats, so they wrote into the law that the Taliban continue to get $40 million each week. That’s in appreciation for killing so many of our American and allied troops.
GUY MILLER
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Forbes reports that Ilhan Omar and her husband have acquired $30 million by operating an investment firm that has no clients, no investments, no money management, no deals and no work. Forbes says it is an illegal international money laundering enterprise.
Surprised?
GUY MILLER
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Info I picked up from Jeff Childers in Coffee & Covid is that Alex Pretti was fired from the Veterans Administration for cause six months ago, is unemployable as a nurse, and has had no income for six months besides his pay as a professional agitator. Haven’t seen confirmation of this in Big News Media yet, and probably never will.
GUY MILLER
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For those expressing astonishment at Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard showing up at the FBI raid on Fulton County election records facility: Primary intelligence agencies under the DNI umbrella of 17 Intelligence Community are FBI, CIA, NSA and DIA. Note I list first the bureau.
GUY MILLER
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Semper Fi — guy

We are dealing with a level of evil from the demonic, mentally ill leftists who have taken over the Democrat Party that we have never seen before. And to imagine this “power by any means” monster wants to kill the democratically elected president of the United States in to order to rub it in the face of the American people that the left considers us slaves and our votes do not matter, all while he babbles on about “democracy” in the most Orwellian of ways.

We cannot forget the level of evil or the existential nature of the threat against us from the increasingly Marxist and violent anti-American Democrat “Party.” We need to vote and work to defeat them like our lives depend on it...

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