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Trump Warns Minnesota If The Riots Don’t Stop He Will Start Posting In All-Caps
Babylon Bee ^ | 01/16/2026 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/16/2026 1:06:19 PM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump warned this week that if the Minnesota government is unable to get the riots under control, he will be forced to start posting online using all-caps.

With tensions and violent anti-ICE protests escalating in Minneapolis, Trump said he may have no other choice but to start posting sternly worded all-caps statements on social media.

"I don't want to do it, but I will," Trump told reporters at the White House. "Melania has said, ‘Don, you need to cut it out with the caps lock.' But I'm getting close. If these liberal nut jobs don't stop encouraging all the destruction there in Minnesota, I'm gonna do it."

Minnesota officials responded to the president's threat with defiance.

"You don't scare us, Mr Trump," Minneapolis Governor Jacob Frey said. "Your all-caps posts are no match for our unrelenting wave of social resistance. FIGHT THE POWER! See, I can do it too."

Minnesota has become a hotbed for political activism, fueled by encouragement from local and state government officials. Protestors and ICE agents clashed over the past week, with President Trump threatening to invoke the Insurrection Act and turn on the caps lock on his phone in an effort to quell violence.

"I'll do it. DON'T TEMPT ME." Trump posted to Truth Social.

At publishing time, Trump had also raised the stakes by threatening to have Republicans in Congress hold hearings and make strongly worded speeches to condemn the riots.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: annarchy; babylonbee; dfg; liberalnutjobs; satire

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1 posted on 01/16/2026 1:06:19 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

SAD!


2 posted on 01/16/2026 1:10:49 PM PST by MarlonRando
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To: DFG

Don’t make me stop this car!


3 posted on 01/16/2026 1:11:21 PM PST by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: DFG

Will he say “NIH”?


4 posted on 01/16/2026 1:13:22 PM PST by OKSooner (Susie is Rasputin.)
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To: DFG

OMG, the Bee is waaaaay too funny!!

The hits just keep on coming!! ROFLMAO


5 posted on 01/16/2026 1:22:47 PM PST by BB62
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To: DFG

And lots of exclamation points!!!! ‼️😂🤣


6 posted on 01/16/2026 1:26:29 PM PST by Allegra (Free Iran! Free Minnesota! )
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To: DFG

Trump will go into Cursive mode.


7 posted on 01/16/2026 1:27:30 PM PST by spokeshave ( Angry Dads. Grumpy Grandads, Curmudgeons & old Geezers)
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To: DFG

that would be an unconstitutional use of CAPITAL PUNISHMENT


8 posted on 01/16/2026 1:27:42 PM PST by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: DFG

He’s just crazy enough to do it.


9 posted on 01/16/2026 1:36:26 PM PST by BipolarBob (These violent delights have violent ends.)
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To: DFG

Frey is now the governor? That was quick.


10 posted on 01/16/2026 1:39:55 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: DFG
Unfortunately, the Bee is making a valid point between the lines here. Trump can’t keep making threats that he then backs off from. Bluffing only works if it’s done sparingly. If you start bluffing all the time it loses it effectiveness.

I know there are a lot of people probably trying to pull him in different directions on this, but I see no ambiguity on this issue. These groups of thugs in Minnesota (and elsewhere) are not “organic”, they’re engineered and intended to cause so much chaos that the country essentially becomes ungovernable. When leftist mobs make it impossible to effectively enforce federal law and continuously incite others to join in, that is the very definition of sedition and insurrection, and it is not only appropriate, but is the duty of a president to declare an emergency through whatever legal mechanism available and crush the mob. Everything they’re doing is illegal and well outside the boundaries of a constitutional protest. They’re taking over streets, damaging property, attacking people, and using multiple measures to disrupt thoroughly legal efforts to remove illegal aliens from the country. This cannot be allowed to continue, or we effectively don’t really have a country.

11 posted on 01/16/2026 1:44:35 PM PST by noiseman (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
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To: noiseman

Agree.


12 posted on 01/16/2026 1:58:01 PM PST by SpaceBar
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To: DFG

AND IT WILL BE YUGE!

}:-)4


13 posted on 01/16/2026 2:31:17 PM PST by Moose4 (All I ever wanted was to be left alone.)
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To: Allegra
And lots of exclamation points!!!! ‼️😂🤣

And VERY sternly worded.

14 posted on 01/16/2026 2:33:05 PM PST by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. 🎤 Father of USAF ISR pilot. ✈️ Aviation is in our DNA)
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To: DFG

That’s more harsh than a stern letter.


16 posted on 01/16/2026 3:00:14 PM PST by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months. Is that a big deal?)
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To: chajin

Good one!


17 posted on 01/16/2026 3:26:44 PM PST by samiam5
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To: DFG

That’ll do it! The most irritating people on the internet post in ALL CAPS.

(but I know how to handle them. I skip on down to the next post :)


18 posted on 01/16/2026 3:33:52 PM PST by citizen (A transgender malel competing against women may be male, but he's no man.)
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To: noiseman

Ditto that.

The Republic is in a death spiral.

Water the tree.
Or not.


19 posted on 01/16/2026 5:43:01 PM PST by dadgum (Fight to WIN or do not fight at all)
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To: DFG

OMG!!! How true!!!!!!!
Would SOMEONE ACTUALLY GET TOUGH ON THESE POS’S??!!


20 posted on 01/16/2026 8:06:25 PM PST by bantam
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