Posted on 11/04/2025 11:20:21 AM PST by DFG
NEW YORK, NY — As residents of the Big Apple made their way to the polls today, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani preemptively announced plans to blame racism after his policies fail.
The overwhelming favorite to win the race, Mamdani made sure to prepare a foolproof fallback explanation that the failure of his progressive, socialist agenda was due entirely to Americans being racists.
"It won't be my fault," Mamdani told a crowd of supporters and media at a final election day campaign rally. "If my plan to turn New York City into a miniature version of Venezuela mixed with a little bit of Sharia Law fails miserably, it won't be because it's a combination of historically evil and unsuccessful ideologies. No, it'll be because of racism. And the Jews."
The Ugandan-born Mamdani, who has pledged radical prison and police reforms to make things easier for criminals and the establishment of government-run grocery stores, expressed supreme confidence that only America's inherent racism could keep his policies that have failed everywhere else from failing again in New York. "It's the only plausible explanation," he said. "Though socialism has failed every single time when attempted on a large scale, it's not because it doesn't work. It's just racism. Because I'm a Democrat, and that's what we say."
At publishing time, Mamdani had taken a commanding lead in exit polls among women, jihadis, and morons.
His “policies” are to wage Jihad.
It’s not humor if it’s true. Predicted this very thing on X.
That has been the D plan for the past 40 or so years.
He will blame Trump 100% especially after Trump said he’s not going to finance Madcommies insane crap with taxpayer money.
As usual, The Babylon Bee is way ahead of the curve.
It’s SUPPOSED to be satire.
Satire isn’t always humor.
MadMani is not my Mayor... Thank goodness!!
Treat Mamdani like the joke he is. He doesn’t have the authority to implement his agenda. If he did, does anyone think TPTB in Albany will allow him to keep all $9B he plans to raise? Puhlease!
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