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Trump Completes Renovations To White House Throne Room
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/20/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/20/2025 10:37:51 AM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Trump administration officials announced on Monday that renovations on the White House Throne Room have been completed.

According to sources, the new throne room had undergone extensive remodeling to reflect President Donald Trump's increased monarchic power and bring greater honor and prestige to his historic reign over the nation.

"It is now truly fitting for a king," Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt reported. "The White House Throne Room has been retrofitted with golden accents, a diamond encrusted gold throne, and a mural depicting President Trump on a horse rampaging through a peaceful protest."

Though most Americans were unaware, the throne room was first constructed following the War of 1812 but fell into disrepair when presidents began spending a significant time abroad. In light of this weekend's "No Kings" protests, the president ordered it be modernized for immediate use.

"These people seem to think it's bad to have a king — a concept completely at odds with America," Barron Trump reportedly told his father. "We must show them what a proper king looks like. We must show them, father."

Following Leavitt's press briefing, Trump held court in the throne room to hear the pleas of journalists, which he repeatedly denied.

"Wrong! You're fake news!" Trump shouted at one point. "I will not return your farmland!"

At publishing time, President Trump demanded that the American Crown Jewels be cleaned forthwith.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire
"Long Live the King"
1 posted on 10/20/2025 10:37:51 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

“Long Live the King”


And don’t spare the loser!


2 posted on 10/20/2025 10:40:03 AM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: DFG

Trump cured my scrofula with just a touch of his royal finger. All hail the King!


3 posted on 10/20/2025 10:45:08 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: DFG

I still like him riding in the dump truck best!!


4 posted on 10/20/2025 10:47:49 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: DFG

I wondered what he was doing with all the gold crap in those rooms we see on TV. He’s rubbing the far-left’s “king” crap back in their faces!!!!!! I love this President!!!! The man is brilliant.


5 posted on 10/20/2025 10:57:50 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Beware the far-left "No Kings" backshooting DemonRAT Luigis. )
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To: DFG

Amen


6 posted on 10/20/2025 11:23:30 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: DFG

In my best Mel Brooks voice, “It’s good to be the King.”


7 posted on 10/20/2025 12:56:56 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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To: Sacajaweau

TOSSUP BETWEEN THAT & McDONALD’S—MAKING FRIES


8 posted on 10/20/2025 1:00:34 PM PDT by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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