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Mayor Complains About ICE "Invasion" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 September 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/29/2025 10:07:33 AM PDT by John Semmens

When US Border Patrol boats were spotted in the Chicago River Mayor Brandon Johnson (D) demanded to know "who authorized this? I didn't authorize this. I wasn't consulted before this invasion was launched. The federal government is not communicating with me or our police department."

Border Patrol chief Michael Banks said "we've posted information about our latest immigration enforcement activities on social media to let residents know what we're doing. We didn't make a separate effort to coordinate with the Mayor since he has declared he wants to eradicate law-enforcement in his city."

Johnson called Banks' reply "disrespectful. He's only a 'chief' of a few ICE agents. I outrank him. I'm THE MAYOR of the whole damned city. What he's doing is out of step with our city's values. Fortunately, brave masked citizens have risen up to oppose this invasion. I've ordered our police to stand aside and not to assist ICE in any way. Eventually, ICE will weary of this citizens' intervention contesting their evil agenda and retreat."


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: chicago; johnson; maskedcitizens; satire

1 posted on 09/29/2025 10:07:33 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Eventually, ICE will weary of this citizens’ intervention contesting their evil agenda and retreat.”

Or....They will arrest and charge them as Antifa, wherein they get all of the rights and privileges of Terrorists....

The mayor is playing a game with citizens he shouldn’t be playing.


2 posted on 09/29/2025 10:10:29 AM PDT by Pete Dovgan
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To: John Semmens

Eventually, ICE will weary of this citizens’ intervention contesting their evil agenda and retreat.”

Or....They will arrest and charge them as Antifa, wherein they get all of the rights and privileges of Terrorists....

The mayor is playing a game with citizens he shouldn’t be playing.


3 posted on 09/29/2025 10:10:34 AM PDT by Pete Dovgan
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To: John Semmens

Just doing their job , no one is above the law . The democrats no longer use ,”no one is a above the law “ ,LOL


4 posted on 09/29/2025 10:21:40 AM PDT by butlerweave (Fateh)
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To: John Semmens

Why hasn’t he been recalled?


5 posted on 09/29/2025 10:25:35 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing)like he had it with him.)
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To: Flaming Conservative

recalled by who?


6 posted on 09/29/2025 10:29:49 AM PDT by bankwalker (Feminists, like all Marxists, are ungrateful parasites.)
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To: John Semmens

Mayor Complains About ICE “Invasion” kickbacks hit hardest.


7 posted on 09/29/2025 11:30:52 AM PDT by Vaduz
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