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VIDEO: Muppet Keir Starmer Makes It Illegal to Call Him a Muppet
Rumble ^ | September 9, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 09/09/2025 9:11:51 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

VIDEO

Don't call Keir Starmer a Muppet when visiting Britain. Why? Because he looks like a Muppet and is very upset if anybody calls him a Muppet. In fact, it is now illegal to call anybody a Muppet in Britain. We laughed and thought it was ridiculous when China arrested people for calling their President, Xi Jinping, Winnie the Pooh yet now calling someone in Britain a Muppet is an offense for which you can be arrested.


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dundeekeir; greatbritain; keirthemuppet; muppetcrime; muppetkeir; starmerthemuppet; thoughtcrime; woke
Once you see the Muppet version of Keir Starmer that is how you will continue to see Keir Starmer in your mind.
1 posted on 09/09/2025 9:11:51 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 09/09/2025 9:13:01 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminato?)
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To: PJ-Comix

I liked that Spitting Image TV show ,LOL


3 posted on 09/09/2025 9:13:33 AM PDT by butlerweave (Fateh)
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To: PJ-Comix

Muppet idiot Starmer is a low-IQ version of a muppet.


4 posted on 09/09/2025 9:19:17 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: butlerweave

I liked that Spitting Image TV show ,LOL


They were brutal.


5 posted on 09/09/2025 9:20:05 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Will I risk arrest if I call his country Airstrip One?


6 posted on 09/09/2025 9:22:52 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (I refuse to call the left "progressive" because I do not see slavery to the government as progress.)
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To: PJ-Comix

OK, Puppet it is...


7 posted on 09/09/2025 9:30:24 AM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Annnd....TRUMP IS RIGHT AGAIN.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I mistook him for a Canadian because of his bifurcated head.


8 posted on 09/09/2025 9:37:59 AM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Luckily my head cushioned the blow after falling off that turnip truck.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Red Coats


9 posted on 09/09/2025 9:42:37 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (“I don't really care, Margaret.””)
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To: PJ-Comix

I am glad they made the comparison with Xi and Winnie the Pooh. Most Muppets and Winnie the Pooh are now Disney properties.

Why don’t these people ever look like Aurora (Briar Rose/Sleeping Beauty) or Cinderella?


10 posted on 09/09/2025 9:50:51 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: PJ-Comix

Sticks and stows may break your bones but words will land your ass in prison


11 posted on 09/09/2025 10:21:46 AM PDT by drypowder
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Is Muppet maybe a portmanteau of “Muslim Puppet”?

As far as I am concerned, anyone who compares Starmer to an actual Muppet owes the corpse of Jim Henson and his creations a huge apology.


12 posted on 09/09/2025 10:56:19 AM PDT by LegendHasIt
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He DOES look like a Muppet. And surprisingly, an asshole.


13 posted on 09/09/2025 12:40:25 PM PDT by healy61
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To: SaxxonWoods

Would he prefer being addressed as hey douche bag or perhaps hey asshole?


14 posted on 09/09/2025 1:42:05 PM PDT by Nebr FAL owner (Treason is the reason for Democrat Sedition & subvertion )
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To: PJ-Comix

Earned ridicule is the first thing to go in fascist regimes


15 posted on 09/09/2025 2:33:26 PM PDT by chuckee
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> Will I risk arrest if I call his country Airstrip One?

ICWYDT.

And yes you do, especially if you're in view of a telescreen.

16 posted on 09/09/2025 5:44:14 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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How about a wanker...?

Peter
@deGourlay

Wan-Keir Ahoy! The Wankerman Sea Shanty (Satire Song About Keir Starmer)”https://youtu.be/9heZvDseRPEsi=1tZ1cAGTQltnZBHr via @YouTube youtube.com
Wan-Keir Ahoy! The Wankerman Sea Shanty (Satire Song About Keir...

7:39 AM · Sep 10, 2025 546 Views

https://x.com/deGourlay/status/1965741902336233756

Video at the link.


17 posted on 09/13/2025 3:39:57 AM PDT by mewzilla (Swing away, Mr. President, swing away! 🇺🇸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)
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