VIDEO: "Mosquitos the Size of Elephants" Are Attacking Alligator Alcatraz Detainees!!!

Rumble ^ | July 10, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies

[PJ-Comix]

VIDEO

The HORROR! The absolute HORROR of Alligator Alcatraz!!! The detainees there are being assaulted by mosquitos THE SIZE OF ELEPHANTS! How do we know? Because a Cuban rapper detainee told us so via his cell phone from inside Alligator Alcatraz. On that same cell phone call he also informed the world that the detainees are suffering from freezing tents due to being tortured by air conditioning. Yes, rather than allowing the prisoners bask in the natural hot tropical humid temperatures, they are being forced to endure unnatural freezing air conditioning.

I must admit that I was skeptical of claims of a detainee who is obviously trying to garner public sympathy leading to his release from Alligator Alcatraz. However, his claim of mosquitos THE SIZE OF ELEPHANTS sold me on the veracity of his claims. That and the FREEZING TENTS.

[PJ-Comix]

The next thing you know the administrators of Alligator Alcatraz will brutally crack down on the rights of the prisoners by restricting the daily time frame when they can use their cell phones to call the media to complain about mosquitos THE SIZE OF ELEPHANTS and FREEZING TENTS.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[dforest]

Spray the illegals so they won’t kill these magnificent giant creatures!

[dforest]

Just imagine the complaints if they didn’t provide AC.

[Bobbyvotes]

Bastages are lucky to have A/C.
I set my thermostat at 80.

[FlingWingFlyer]

I hope somebody is filming it. This would make an excellent “woke” movie by little Jimmy “the nice guy” Gunn.

[Dr. Sivana]

“Fleas the Size of Rats
Sucked on Rats the Size of Cats”
—David Bowie, “Future Legend/Diamond Dogs”)

[FlingWingFlyer]

The Giant Tsetse flies are carrying off all of the “birthright” anchor babies in their beaks!

[jimwatx]

I use to own 5 acres of land just off Alligator Alley just outside of Naples. Even in the middle of the day it was impossible to walk around without getting totally eaten up by mosquitoes.

[albie]

Mount one and ride into the sunset scumwad

[sasquatch]

Some say the state bird of Alaska is the mosquito.

[Signalman]

“Mosquitos the size of Elephants”.

Wasn’t that the premise of one of those 1950s “Atomic radiation turning insects into giant man-eating monsters”?

[FlingWingFlyer]

The Egghead House Cockeye claim that their “voters” and their Pizza Shack table cloth wearing, Mexican Flag wavers want “blood.’ These Eleskeeters are to the Democrats what the flying monkeys were to the wicked with. They are bringing home the blood to the Democrat conjugal visit crowd.

[Clutch Martin]

It’s a lie...
Mosquitoes only get big enough to f$&€ a turkey flat foot.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

Alligator Alcatraz becomes Mosquito Marion?

[joshua c]

that mosquito was only the size of a small dog

quit your whining

[sjmjax]

They say that like it’s a bad thing!

Isn’t one of the primary purposes of prison is to discourage criminal behavior?

If you don’t come here illegally, you don’t risk being eaten alive by mutant mosquitoes at a detention center located in a swamp.

[JimRed]

Wasn’t that the premise of one of those 1950s “Atomic radiation turning insects into giant man-eating monsters”?

"THEM". Colonies of giant ants invade LA; 1954.

[JimRed]

Wasn’t that the premise of one of those 1950s “Atomic radiation turning insects into giant man-eating monsters”?

"THEM". Colonies of giant ants invade LA; 1954.

[glennaro]

"Mosquitos the size of elephants", you say.

Well, that would violate Square-Cube Law, a fundamental law of physics identified by Galileo in 1638.

Therefore, this must be an exaggeration, capisce? (with respect to the great man)