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Massive Terrorist Sleeper Cell Discovered In Massachusetts
Babylon Bee ^ | 06/27/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/27/2025 9:36:04 AM PDT by DFG

CAMBRIDGE, MA — The Department of Homeland Security announced that a massive terrorist sleeper cell was discovered hiding just outside of Boston, Massachusetts.

Authorities found the large group of infiltrated terrorists after a routine patrol around a well-known university's infamous quad uncovered dozens of Iranian sleeper cell operatives.

"We've never seen anything like it," FBI spokesman Agent Dale Johnson said. "On the outside, they appeared to be dressed like college students and faculty, but every single one of them was a terrorist or terrorist sympathizer. We have reason to believe that the entire campus is, in fact, a terrorist training site."

Suspicions mounted after local law enforcement and Homeland Security agents began seeing concerning news stories coming out of one of the nation's oldest and most respected universities.

"We started to receive calls that groups of so-called 'students' were chanting 'Globalize the intifadah!' right here on campus, out in the open," Agent Johnson continued. "Then we started learning that individuals were harassing Jewish students and yelling at white people, and we put things together and discovered this massive cell of terrorist operatives living right here in the United States. It's the largest sleeper cell bust in history."

At publishing time, over 15,000 sleeper cell agents had been arrested at the site, with authorities saying they suspected many terrorists trained at the school had already infiltrated corporations and institutions throughout the country.


TOPICS: Education
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; harvard; satire
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1 posted on 06/27/2025 9:36:04 AM PDT by DFG
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2 posted on 06/27/2025 9:36:57 AM PDT by DFG
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BB once again nails it before the true story of the sleeper cell is released. Which I have no doubt Harvard has them and welcomes them


3 posted on 06/27/2025 9:41:03 AM PDT by albie
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That got me, all the way up to 15,000 count, then I had to look up at the source. Hahaha!


4 posted on 06/27/2025 9:42:36 AM PDT by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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It’s just too true to be truly funny.


5 posted on 06/27/2025 9:43:57 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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Our enemies (jorge busho, klinton, o’dummy, pedo joe and the entire US Kongress) have been welcoming them for decades. There’s no telling where they all are, but I’ll wager as ICE and the DOJ become more aggressive, we’re going to find out.


6 posted on 06/27/2025 9:47:42 AM PDT by LouAvul (1 John 2:22: Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist.)
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'Globalize the intifadah!'

Higher-education-speech for "Death to America and Israel!"

7 posted on 06/27/2025 9:49:47 AM PDT by Texas Eagle ("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
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Had me for fifteen seconds.


8 posted on 06/27/2025 9:49:50 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Democrats are the Party of anger, hate and violence.)
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Me, too. Just knew it was too good to be true. Been a long time since I was last caught by the BB.


9 posted on 06/27/2025 9:50:18 AM PDT by egfowler3 (COVID-19, today's Hypochondriacal psychosis (aka: Delusional parasitosis))
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AKA Harvard Faculty Association


10 posted on 06/27/2025 9:50:31 AM PDT by jjotto ("...saith the LORD: yet I loved Jacob, And I hated Esau...")
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I read the headline without reading the source and thought “the Bee should do a parody of this event, but with Harvard being the sleeper cell...”. They’re still one step ahead of me.


11 posted on 06/27/2025 9:51:25 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (I refuse to call the left "progressive" because I do not see slavery to the government as progress.)
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And they’re just finding this out now.


12 posted on 06/27/2025 9:52:53 AM PDT by dljordan (The Rewards of Tolerance are Treachery and Betrayal)
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Considering that this is the Bee... Should it not be headlined as such... "Massive Terrorist Sleeper Cell Discovered Sleeping In Massachusetts" ???
13 posted on 06/27/2025 10:02:41 AM PDT by jerod (Nazis were essentially Socialist in Hugo Boss uniforms... Get over it!)
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It’s satire bro.


14 posted on 06/27/2025 10:04:57 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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LOL. This is going to be a fun thread.

15 posted on 06/27/2025 10:08:14 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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Yeah. It’s called Harvard.


16 posted on 06/27/2025 10:14:15 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Correction! America is a nation of LEGAL IMMIGRANTS! All of mine came here legally. No free stuff.)
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Good thing that sleeper cell only has 58 billion dollars sitting in its bank account
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17 posted on 06/27/2025 10:16:39 AM PDT by Texas Eagle ("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
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Same here.


18 posted on 06/27/2025 10:39:33 AM PDT by packagingguy
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I will admit to get testing by the Bee there, but didn’t the feds know something about Muslim owned compounds in a few states (Minnesota as well as Michigan) that could be used as potential training sites for almost 20 years now?


19 posted on 06/27/2025 10:43:26 AM PDT by Antihero101607
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Many of them are in Congress.


20 posted on 06/27/2025 10:43:54 AM PDT by Mashood
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