Posted on 06/27/2025 9:36:04 AM PDT by DFG
CAMBRIDGE, MA — The Department of Homeland Security announced that a massive terrorist sleeper cell was discovered hiding just outside of Boston, Massachusetts.
Authorities found the large group of infiltrated terrorists after a routine patrol around a well-known university's infamous quad uncovered dozens of Iranian sleeper cell operatives.
"We've never seen anything like it," FBI spokesman Agent Dale Johnson said. "On the outside, they appeared to be dressed like college students and faculty, but every single one of them was a terrorist or terrorist sympathizer. We have reason to believe that the entire campus is, in fact, a terrorist training site."
Suspicions mounted after local law enforcement and Homeland Security agents began seeing concerning news stories coming out of one of the nation's oldest and most respected universities.
"We started to receive calls that groups of so-called 'students' were chanting 'Globalize the intifadah!' right here on campus, out in the open," Agent Johnson continued. "Then we started learning that individuals were harassing Jewish students and yelling at white people, and we put things together and discovered this massive cell of terrorist operatives living right here in the United States. It's the largest sleeper cell bust in history."
At publishing time, over 15,000 sleeper cell agents had been arrested at the site, with authorities saying they suspected many terrorists trained at the school had already infiltrated corporations and institutions throughout the country.
BB once again nails it before the true story of the sleeper cell is released. Which I have no doubt Harvard has them and welcomes them
That got me, all the way up to 15,000 count, then I had to look up at the source. Hahaha!
It’s just too true to be truly funny.
Our enemies (jorge busho, klinton, o’dummy, pedo joe and the entire US Kongress) have been welcoming them for decades. There’s no telling where they all are, but I’ll wager as ICE and the DOJ become more aggressive, we’re going to find out.
Higher-education-speech for "Death to America and Israel!"
Had me for fifteen seconds.
Me, too. Just knew it was too good to be true. Been a long time since I was last caught by the BB.
AKA Harvard Faculty Association
I read the headline without reading the source and thought “the Bee should do a parody of this event, but with Harvard being the sleeper cell...”. They’re still one step ahead of me.
And they’re just finding this out now.
It’s satire bro.
LOL. This is going to be a fun thread.
Yeah. It’s called Harvard.
Good thing that sleeper cell only has 58 billion dollars sitting in its bank account
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Same here.
I will admit to get testing by the Bee there, but didn’t the feds know something about Muslim owned compounds in a few states (Minnesota as well as Michigan) that could be used as potential training sites for almost 20 years now?
Many of them are in Congress.
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