Posted on 04/25/2025 12:43:48 PM PDT by DFG
CAROL STREAM, IL — Long-running religious magazine and online publication Christianity Today announced on Friday that it had converted to Islam.
"After looking deep within ourselves, we decided that it was time for the magazine to convert fully over to Islam, the religion of peace," said Editor-in-Chief Russell Moore. "Islam is way less controversial and just makes more sense for us."
According to sources, subscriptions to the magazine were unaffected by the conversion because Christians don't subscribe to Christianity Today anyway.
In an online article making the announcement, Moore wrote that Islam was superior because it didn't follow trinitarian doctrine. "I've had so much trouble explaining the Trinity, a problem Islam has solved by not believing in it," he wrote. "And in Islam, Jesus is not divine, which makes it so much easier to carry on our standard practice of disregarding his teachings."
While addressing doctrinal differences made up the bulk of Moore's article, he also noted how much he loved hijabs. "My wife has never looked like like a real person who should have rights," he wrote.
According to sources, the upcoming May issue of the print edition was expected to be nearly indistinguishable from past issues because Muslims had been writing for the magazine this whole time.
At publishing time, Islam Today announced it had converted to agnosticism after learning that Islamic leaders routinely threw gay people off the tops of tall buildings. Agnostic Today will launch this fall.
That leaves a mark.
The Bee does it again! Really laughed hard outloud with this one!
A few days ago I had an idea for a Babylon Bee headline: “Catholics protest nationwide as flags are lowered in honor of Pope Francis.
In many ways, the mags title represents , “Christianity Today” with many Christians accepting abortions, unrepentant gay practices, showmanship, excising out sections of God’s Word because they cannot believe it Should title their mag, Christian Unbelievers today”
They will reconvert when they discover that mohammedans are just fine with raping children.
Even Agnostics draw the line before that point.
“Christians don’t subscribe to Christianity Today anyway.”
Ain’t that the truth!
Russell Moore . . .if it’s the same SBC Russell Moore that speaks volumes.
Ouch, LOL.
Babylon Bee is biased if don’t come back with something along the lines Jews for Hamas.
Except Jews for Hamas wouldn’t be satire. Several in Congress, many in Hollywood, and a couple hundred thousand in Israel.
Otherwise, the Greene’s wouldn’t sing this song. 😜
https://youtu.be/sJ23Sqy3sK4?si=AgvYVfKgR-AoTpIq
At my last job, I worked for Northwest Christian College and its mascot name was the Crusaders. It is now Bushnell University, and the mascot name is the Beacons, whatever those are. It is in Eugene Oregon and across the street from the University of Oregon. I am sure it is still regarded as a form of skin cancer by all those who have any influence in the city.
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