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1 posted on 04/16/2025 8:22:57 AM PDT by yesthatjallen
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>>But a new device, dubbed the Advanced Inflight Relief Universal System

Fancy name for ‘Depends’


2 posted on 04/16/2025 8:26:00 AM PDT by vikingd00d (chown -R us ~you/base)
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After landing, it’s called AIRUS OUT.


3 posted on 04/16/2025 8:26:25 AM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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“An A-10 pilot failed to re-strap himself properly into his parachute after using a device to pee, only to be forced to eject later in the flight.”

I could not think of a bigger “Oh sh1t” moment that ejecting only to discover you forgot to put your parachute on.


4 posted on 04/16/2025 8:29:03 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (All we want is the same deportation policy that Martha's Vineyard has. That's it.)
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forrest gump i gotta pee Memes & GIFs - Imgflip

5 posted on 04/16/2025 8:30:19 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Nobody elected Elon Musk? Well nobody elected the Deep State either.)
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“Man, I gotta pee” - Alan Shepard in Mercury Freedom 7

https://www.americaspace.com/2016/04/30/man-i-gotta-pee-55-years-since-freedom-7-began-americas-adventure-in-space-part-1/


6 posted on 04/16/2025 8:30:26 AM PDT by DFG
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The device comes with five different cups for women and two sizes for men

Hmmm, I bet no man wants anything but the 'large' size. Otherwise, the locker room hazing would be brutal.

7 posted on 04/16/2025 8:30:42 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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Flew on a US Navy DC-3 ish tail dragger in Iceland during the mid 70s. In flight ‘relief’ was in the back through the rear compartment door at the tail. On the back of the door was a funnel connected to a tube routed through the bottom of the plane....


8 posted on 04/16/2025 8:33:25 AM PDT by Gaffer (i)
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Wonder if it got the Astronaut Lisa Nowak’s approval for long distance travel?


9 posted on 04/16/2025 8:35:31 AM PDT by where's_the_Outrage? (Drain the Swamp. Build the Wall.)
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I just used the urinal in the back of my C-130.


13 posted on 04/16/2025 8:44:03 AM PDT by AlaskaErik (There are three kinds of rats: Rats, Damned Rats, and DemocRats.)
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“” 2023 survey of Navy flyers found that nearly 93% of female pilots and aircrew stationed in California, Japan, and Spain said they would “tactically dehydrate” to avoid having to pee in the cockpit, sometimes not drinking water on flights as long as eight hours. Researchers have found that dehydrated pilots can have lower G-tolerance by up to 50%, leading to G-induced loss of consciousness, a reduction in their physical and cognitive abilities, headaches and altered vision””

That wasn’t known by the public and it seems like it would have had something to do with military capabilities, but I guess not.


14 posted on 04/16/2025 8:48:11 AM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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Why don’t they just have stewardesses hold a container for them as they lean over the pilot while wearing a very loose blouse?


15 posted on 04/16/2025 8:48:16 AM PDT by fruser1
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A non-problem. In the very near future the pilots will be on the ground.


16 posted on 04/16/2025 8:50:54 AM PDT by VTenigma (Conspiracy theory is the new "spoiler alert")
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Advanced Inflight Relief Universal System or AIRUS ..

What? They did not adapt the project name “Advanced Inflight Relief Pilot Insertion Stress System” or AIRPISS?

WWLP? (Where Would Laz Point?)


17 posted on 04/16/2025 9:03:40 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (Method, motive, and opportunity: No morals, shear madness and hatred by those who cheat.)
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I thought the pilots either wore some absorbent gear, or had an external type catheter (pull on/over) system.


23 posted on 04/16/2025 9:24:04 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Someone I know who hunts from tree stands for long periods carries a modified adult diaper in a quart size freezer zipper bag. He cuts away everything but the large absorbent pad and rolls it up in the bag. Can be used standing or seated and no chance of spillage cause it gets absorbed by the big pad. Better than pissing into a gatorade bottle.


26 posted on 04/16/2025 9:49:22 AM PDT by KingLudd
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Lots of detail:
https://www.flyairus.com/


30 posted on 04/16/2025 9:59:54 AM PDT by Rio
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What about altitudes above 30,000’ ?

Is there a different system ?


37 posted on 04/16/2025 10:47:06 AM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! I’m a fraud, hypocrite & liar. I'm a member of Congress!!)
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Gatorade bottles always worked for me, lol.


41 posted on 04/16/2025 11:36:13 AM PDT by OftheOhio (never could dance but always could fight - Romeo company)
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I read twenty years ago about a female second seat pilot in an F-15 fighter-bomber in action over Afghanistan who was nicknamed “The Camel” for her awesome ability to hold her water without urinating.


43 posted on 04/16/2025 11:45:24 AM PDT by Thud
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