Posted on 04/05/2025 12:24:58 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Let this video be your warning to NEVER go on a computer date because even if she turns out to good looking, there is an excellent chance you will end up with someone who has gone Full Mental Jacket. Oh, and avoid blind dates as well. Those almost never work out. Ol' PJ once knew a woman who looked like Sophia Loren who set me up on a blind date with her sister. I figured the sister must also give off the same Sophia Loren vibes so imagine my SHOCK when the door opened to my blind date who looked exactly like ...Nikita Khrushchev. And that was just the start of my night of HORROR. Yes, it's funny now to tell the story of what happened but at the time, I was in a world of disgust and MISERY.
So this is my PSA. NEVER date any woman who you haven't personally seen AND talked to first.
Don’t look. It will happen when you least expect it. I had planned on being single for the rest of my life after #2. I had big plans for hunting/fishing. God said nope.
Just meet the mother if possible.....you’ll have a really good idea of what she’s gonna look like later.
so are democrat activist women know it all’s.
Computer Dating Is a Really BAD Idea
My name is Debbie....................
don’t NOT see that coming.
I met my wife that way as well. God bless her, she’s a keeper. I think God was just looking out for us.
I’m glad all my dating was before the digital age.....the world was a hell of a lot more stable back then.
I’m still gonna have a muskox skull on the shed one day. She goes fishing with me but too girlie to go hunt and that’s ok.
it really isn’t funny any more
Perhaps people on Christian sites, are better quality people, than found on other sites?
You can meet bizarre people in real life, as can happen on dating sites. Use your best judgement however you have met someone. Regardless of how you meet someone, you need to take time to get to know them over a series of dates and spending time together, to learn if you are a good match.
A computer DATE I knew had a strong DRIVE when we PARKED. I asked if she was COMPATIBLE but couldn’t get a WORD in when she started her DIALOG about her Dodge RAM didn’t allow her to TOGGLE her SEAT COOLING. I asked her about NESTing WITH me FOR the NEXT phase in our LIFECYCLE. But she did THROW me for a LOOP stating it was TIME for her GURU MEDITATION to increase her mental BANDWITH TO HANDLE life’s EXCEPTIONS without being tempted to BYTE her PARENT OR CHILD. I ABORTED our RELATIONSHIP faster than you could BLINK, SUMmarizing that she wasn’t my TYPE.
She looks like Laz hit it.
I don’t know, I like my computers, but I don’t think I would ever want to date it.
I’m glad it worked out for them. However, I’m just speaking from a reality point. It’s good to see how somebody conducts themselves in society. People’s behaviours are almost always worse in private than in public. If you see them blow their top or are disrespectful in public, they will treat you worse in the privacy of their home.
My general suggestion if you meet somebody on a meet-up app, move to the same town but live separately and see how they conduct themselves in public.
Sometimes it works out and sometimes it doesn’t with computer dating. It’s always been that way since the beginning of time.
That was certainly a good anti "pick up" line.
For added effect, did you tell her that you had a... crush on her? Said that you couldn't wait to give her a squeeze? Asked her what perfume she was wearing because the scent was familiar?
Plenty of opportunities to be cordial, yet some people are so rude.
When I was in my early 20s I went with some friends and acquaintances to a bar/restaurant in manhattan. Was in town for work but heck I was young and padded a few days for myself. At that age and in those those days NYC was was fun. Being young, we got smashed drunk. Met a beautiful buxom redhead. We got along ok at the table so I invited her to my work dinner event the next evening. She was very pleased to accept. She excused herself to use the loo. A minute later I had to use the loo so I went downstairs. The lighting downstairs was much better than in the bar and suddenly she was not as attractive as I had thought. And, she was on the pay phone. She didn’t see me but I saw her, and heard her. She was talking to her mother about this great guy she met who invited her for dinner the next night. So I used the loo, and on my way out she was still on the phone and saw me and smiled. I winked at her, went upstairs, straight out the bar and into a cab.
I still feel bad about that but the whole night was filled with poor judgement. Hopefully she’s happily married with grandkids. Just not mine.
Better to focus not on looks but on character. When people age, they look . . . old.
She was a knock out blonde.
First night we took her to a rodeo I was riding in to enforce the Texas stereotype.
Second night I convinced a buddy for a blind date with the German chick. He really thanked me for it the next day.
This set the German chick to run wild. Some how she got a car ( rental?) and hit all the C&W bars in her own, coming back to gf’s apartment before sunrise then sleeping all day to repeat again the next night her entire stay.
Ten days of banging every Texan she could then back to Germany.
Yeah, you can have posers on any website. I met my wife at a college dance hall. Amarillo By Morning, I believe it was.
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