Posted on 03/02/2025 5:54:03 AM PST by DFG
After flying to D.C. to purportedly sign a mineral rights deal, Ukrainian President Volodomyr Zelensky wound up being kicked out of the White House until further notice. Not good!
President Trump has issued a list of eight demands that Zelensky must meet in order to be allowed back on White House grounds:
1. Purchase a tuxedo t-shirt for formal events: It's a step in the right direction.
2. Spell out "I'm sorry" on the White House lawn with rare earth minerals: Ideally while Zelensky stands crying with a boombox over his head.
3. Arrange a special screening with all the other actors in Paddington: Trump loves that little bear.
4. Say one nice thing about Vladimir Putin: Just suck it up and say Putin looks good shirtless on a horse.
5. Learn how to cuss in English: We strongly prefer to be cursed at in our national language.
6. Bring two Big-Macs with Extra Large fries: Not for a particular reason, Trump was just hungry when he made this list.
7. Call your buddy Ben Stiller and tell him to please dye the gray out of his hair: It looks terrible.
8. Bring back ten of the dollars from the $100 billion in aid that he "doesn't know the location of": Shouldn't be that hard.
Just eight simple tasks and we can put this whole affair behind us. Your move, Zelensky.
Zelensky is being told to spill the beans on the Biden Crime Family/Deep State money laundering scheme of 100 billion dollars.OR NO DEAL
The Eastern European bank network of George Soros did the laundering.
Trump knows exactly what he is doing.
The deep state tree is being shaken hard. Lets see who falls out of it.
It was actually a pretty good list.
Give Trump a bullet list of five things you accomplished last week! 😁
Did you noticed he wore the same exact outfit in the UK?
I don't think he changed his clothes after leaving Washington DC.
I noticed that. Didn’t even bother changing clothes. Probably slept in them.
Imagine Barron looming behind him, looking down at him like a Newfoundland looks at a Chihuahua.
Zelensky looks really good in his designer workout attire. It does not take a genius to see he is getting supurb nutrician and takes plenty of gym time for workouts, during this difficult time for his country during which good food is scarce.
Trump is just jealous of Zelensky’s physique, and that is the main reason Trump requested a coat and tie! 😉/s
Indeed he has a mind of one.
A young Eddy Haskell
If Zelenskyy comes back he better wear a bulletproof suit. Obama and Biden are starting to sweat and they have no financial Chanel to the funding so Zelensky is a liability.
It fits since he acts like one.
Since Europe apparently wants this forever war to continue I suggest they draft their Mozlem males and sent them over to fight with a meager amount of weapons.
Are those lift shoes he is wearing?
5. Learn how to cuss in English: We strongly prefer to be cursed at in our national language.
It would have been the decent thing to do. And make sure that it’s clever. American’s respect that. Cussing is an art here in the US.
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