DOGE’s Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine Turns Out to be a Descendant of Soviet KGB Spy Who Betrayed the USSR for America: Report

Gateway Pundit ^ | February 24, 2025 | Jim Hodft

[iontheball]

As America’s bureaucratic swamp is being drained by the fearless engineers of DOGE spearheaded by Elon Musk, one name rises above the rest: Edward “BIG BALLS” Coristine.

Coristine, a brilliant coder, has been making waves in Washington. At just 19, he’s already worked at Neuralink, has been spotted within key government agencies, and recently secured a senior adviser role at the State Department’s Bureau of Diplomatic Technology—propelled by the media hysteria surrounding his moniker.

The leftist media, desperate to smear him, has dug up his past, highlighting controversies and accusing him of rubbing elbows with hackers.

[Seruzawa]

Immigrant. Effing auto correct

[allwrong57]

On my mother’s side, her family fought in the Revolutionary War......against the revolution. They had a huge land grant from King George, so fought as loyalists for Great Britain.

She also has a president in her lineage. Unfortunately, it was the president of the Confederate States of America, Jefferson Davis

[ohioman]

Lol. Very interesting family line!!! My mother’s line had several who fought under Quantrill. One of them was “Gone to Texas” after the war (like the Outlaw Josey Wales). Another was a key source of what historians know about Quantrill’s activities during the war.

[bigbob]

So he got the spy gene?

[The Great RJ]

While some might scoff at his age, remember that 80 years ago guys his age were storming the beaches at Normandy and parachuting into occupied France. They too had big balls