Posted on 02/24/2025 9:56:14 AM PST by iontheball
As America’s bureaucratic swamp is being drained by the fearless engineers of DOGE spearheaded by Elon Musk, one name rises above the rest: Edward “BIG BALLS” Coristine.
Coristine, a brilliant coder, has been making waves in Washington. At just 19, he’s already worked at Neuralink, has been spotted within key government agencies, and recently secured a senior adviser role at the State Department’s Bureau of Diplomatic Technology—propelled by the media hysteria surrounding his moniker.
The leftist media, desperate to smear him, has dug up his past, highlighting controversies and accusing him of rubbing elbows with hackers.
(Excerpt) Read more at thegatewaypundit.com ...
I think my ancestors might have something terrible way back when as well.
Friggin’ Russia Russia russia. 🤔😊👍
If the article is correct, his ancestor wasn’t bad, but good. He defected from the KGB and worked for the U.S.
WOWZER!
Wait a second...Democrats LOVE all immigrants and LOVE totalitarian states. Ergo, they should love this guy.
Meanwhile, we still don’t know who is on the Epstein video recordings, even though they are in the hands of the FBI . . .
He not only has Big Balls, the TSA boyz love that, but he also has excellent anti-communist bloodlines.
> I think my ancestors might have something terrible way back when as well. <
Yep. That’s true of every person. The only question is how much digging do your enemies want to do.
A good example of that is Sen. Elizabeth Warren. One of her ancestors falsely claimed to be a Cherokee to get special privileges.
Oh, wait. That was Sen. Warren herself.
Impressive 19 year old.
.... Is his young life now in danger from a KGB poisoning?
I’m sure it’s good that people know this
Eggs actly!
Sounds like big balls runs in the family. Defector from USSR descendant is a DOGE star.
Genetics is science, so don’t be a science denyer!
Yeah well, Biden’s uncle was eaten by Russian cannibals.
I remember watching the arrest of Martynova at Sheremetyvo. Was on the tv.
And his execution. It went pretty fast, unlike the US.
KGB and Soviet “prosecutors” didn’t eff around.
Nauseating when we found out that Aldrich Ames was the one who dimed him out. That SOB is still processing oxygen, for what reason I don’t know.
My grandparents were friends of President Truman. So she started a genealogy chart. Went back a ways and found horse thieves and rustlers who suffered a common fate.
Started on the other side and found the Gold Medal Killer.
End of that search.
TM
What happened to the traitors that turned in his grandfather?
So?
I saw a leftist meme last week accusing Musk of being an immature grant. Lol. You can’t make this stuff up.
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