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New Yorkers Cheer ICE Raids [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 Feb 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/04/2025 11:27:06 AM PST by John Semmens

Many residents in the Hispanic and black communities of New York City came out to cheer as ICE agents hauled away dozens of the immigrant gangsters who have been terrorizing them. "Get them the hell off the street so people don't have to walk in fear," said Evelyn Brown, a Bronx resident. "We have been begging the police to help protect us from these thugs, but haven't gotten it. That's why we voted for Trump. Now that he's in it only took a few days to get some action."

Trump's "immigration czar" Tom Homan explained "we were able to take such quick action to round up these criminals because ICE has known of their whereabouts for years. The problem was that neither President Biden nor Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas would give the okay to apprehend and arrest them. ICE agents were banned from talking about it. The media helped stifle any coverage of how the Biden Administration was coddling these crooks. There is no logical reason for them to have done this. But with Trump back in the White House ICE has been unleashed to remove the trash."

In defense of his efforts to conceal the location of these gangster lairs, Mayorkas cited "the high risk that our officers could be killed in a raid against an entrenched and heavily armed enemy. Compared to how bad the optics of a bloody confrontation would be, we--the President and I--felt that tolerating the relatively small number of folks being victimized by these gangs would be the more prudent course of action."

"Seems more like an imprudent course of inaction to me," Homan replied. "While Mayokas had ICE sitting on its hands, these criminals were robbing, raping, and murdering people that their city government kept disarmed. It was a gutless abdication of government's duty to protect residents from outlaws. It took four years of suffering before voters were able to elect someone who would take that obligation to protect seriously. The removal of the Biden Administration shirkers was the best thing to happen during its four year term."

In related news, when a planeload of its nation's criminals that were being deported from the United States landed, Brazil's Ministry of Foreign Affairs Mauro Vieira expressed his outrage seeing that they were all wearing handcuffs. "Why are our citizens treated in such a degrading manor?" he demanded to know. Homan answered "because they are dangerous criminals. I recommend you lock them up to protect your honest citizens from becoming their victims."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: criminals; deportation; homan; ice; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion

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