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A young Arab boy asks his father “What is that strange hat you are wearing?”
Posted on 01/31/2025 9:06:51 AM PST by Zhang Fei
A young Arab boy asks his father “What is that strange hat you are wearing?”
The father said: "Why, my son, it is a 'chechia.' In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.”
"And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?” asked the boy.
“Oh, my son!” exclaimed the father “It is very simple. This is a 'djbellah.' As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My djbellah protects the entire body."
The son then asked: "But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?”
"These are 'babouches' my son,” the father replied. You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches keep us from burning our feet."
"So tell me then," added the boy.
"Yes, my son…”
"Why are we living in Birmingham and still wearing all this shit?
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: deportthemall; islamofascism; islamofascists; koranimals
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posted on
01/31/2025 9:06:51 AM PST
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Zhang Fei
To: Zhang Fei
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posted on
01/31/2025 9:09:02 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: Zhang Fei
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01/31/2025 9:09:12 AM PST
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aquila48
(Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they. control you. )
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posted on
01/31/2025 9:10:39 AM PST
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Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Zhang Fei
To: Zhang Fei
Not me. Never saw the punchline coming. Good one!
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posted on
01/31/2025 9:13:33 AM PST
by
mairdie
To: Zhang Fei
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posted on
01/31/2025 9:16:13 AM PST
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: Zhang Fei
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posted on
01/31/2025 9:23:17 AM PST
by
kalee
To: Zhang Fei
“Because soon enough my son, we will make Birmingham into a desert.”
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posted on
01/31/2025 9:24:30 AM PST
by
rmichaelj
(Ave Maria gratia plena, Dominus tecum.)
To: Zhang Fei
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posted on
01/31/2025 9:26:58 AM PST
by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they. control you. )
To: aquila48
Thats not the recital thermometer mom uses
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posted on
01/31/2025 9:34:30 AM PST
by
al baby
(I know sarcasm )
To: Zhang Fei
In 1272, the Muslims invented the condom, using a goat’s lower intestine.
In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
;-)
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posted on
01/31/2025 9:39:27 AM PST
by
Tunehead54
(Nothing funny here ;-)
To: Tunehead54
[In 1272, the Muslims invented the condom, using a goat’s lower intestine.
In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
;-)]
LOL.
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posted on
01/31/2025 9:47:42 AM PST
by
Zhang Fei
(My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room)
To: Zhang Fei
. . . Then the father replied "Because we need to show these British Infidels who is in charge here!"
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posted on
01/31/2025 9:47:50 AM PST
by
Vigilanteman
(The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
To: Zhang Fei
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posted on
01/31/2025 9:57:11 AM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
(DemonRAT "Senators" use their incontinence in attempt of bring down Trump nominees.)
To: al baby
rectum? darn near killed him
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01/31/2025 10:04:43 AM PST
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teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
To: Zhang Fei
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posted on
01/31/2025 10:18:49 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: Tunehead54
Love the joke. Have copied and am sending to those of my contacts who will enjoy it. though must select carefully!
To: aquila48
re: photo:
Ever heard of the dark movie - Faces of Death. ?
To: Surrounded_too
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01/31/2025 10:53:44 AM PST
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aquila48
(Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they. control you. )
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