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The Irony of Covid [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 January 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/22/2025 10:06:28 AM PST by John Semmens

Now, after billions of people around the world have been injected with Pfizer's covid vaccines, the company has released a list of the "side effects" of its product which includes: blood thrombosis, acute kidney injury, acute flaccid myelitis, positive antisperm antibodies, brainstem embolism, brainstem thrombosis, cardiac arrest, heart failure, cardiac ventricular thrombosis, cardiogenic shock, central nervous system vasculitis, neonatal death, deep vein thrombosis, brainstem encephalitis, hemorrhagic encephalitis, frontal lobe epilepsy, foaming at the mouth, epileptic psychosis, facial paralysis, fetal distress syndrome, gastrointestinal amyloidosis, hashimoto's encephalopathy, hepatic vascular thrombosis, herpes zoster reactivation, hepatitis immune-mediated, interstitial lung disease, jugular vein embolism, juvenile myoclonic epilepsy, liver damage, low birth weight, multisystem inflammatory syndrome in children, myocarditis, neonatal seizure, pancreatitis, pneumonia, stillbirth, tachycardia, and temporal lobe epilepsy.

This week, Dr. William Makis, a leading Canadian physician with expertise in radiology, oncology, and immunology, announced "remarkable results from treating over 1,000 cancer patients with a combination of Ivermectin and Fenbendazole or Ivermectin and Mebendazole. Many of these patients had been told by doctors that 'there is nothing more that medicine can do for you.' During my last two years of research I found over 100 papers on the success of Ivermectin and cancer. There are also hundreds, if not thousands, of testimonials on the success of Ivermectin and Fenbendazole."

In June of 2024, surgical oncologist Dr. Kathleen Ruddy announced that "every terminally ill patient under my care who tried ivermectin made a full recovery. The drug that the FDA derided as a 'horse dewormer' and urgently advised covid sufferers to avoid triggered dramatic recoveries in patients who had exhausted all other cancer treatments."

In July of 2024, Dr. Paul Marik, an American physician and former professor of medicine, announced that "when patients with cancer are given ivermectin in combination with some other drugs their cancer disappeared."

In parts of the world where ivermectin is a common treatment for other diseases the incidence of covid mortality has been far below that of the United States where an official campaign to prevent those with covid from trying ivermectin was undertaken. The Biden Administration's championing of that campaign was a major blunder that made the toll of covid on Americans much worse than if they had simply done nothing.

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: ivermectin; mrnasideeffects; pfizer; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion

1 posted on 01/22/2025 10:06:28 AM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 01/22/2025 10:08:14 AM PST by PMAS (Vote with your wallets, there are 80 million of us - No China made, No Amazon)
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To: John Semmens

Still declining to play their deadly games. But, plenty of folks gladly taking weight loss shots from lots of suppliers.


3 posted on 01/22/2025 10:09:44 AM PST by rktman (Destroy America from within ? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this๐Ÿ’ฉ? ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’‰! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‘!)
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To: John Semmens

I guess I’m not that observant. Which part of this particular excerpt is satirical?


4 posted on 01/22/2025 10:15:42 AM PST by Little Pig
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To: John Semmens
AND ... ... It doesn't prevent COVID!!!
5 posted on 01/22/2025 11:09:02 AM PST by budj (Combat vet, 2nd of 3 generations.)
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To: John Semmens

Thank you.


6 posted on 01/22/2025 2:04:54 PM PST by Silentgypsy (In my defense, I was left unsupervised.)
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To: John Semmens

Bad URL: Your link took me to a login screen.

I’ve been looking for this reputed ‘list’ for over a week since it was first alluded to here at FR.

Please post a valid link AND sourcing for the reputed pfizer ‘list’ you cite.

Thanks in advance.


7 posted on 01/23/2025 4:16:34 AM PST by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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