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Dems Appropriate $50 Million to Fight Deportations [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 January 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/19/2025 11:26:31 AM PST by John Semmens

California legislators are authorizing $50 million of taxpayer funds to help resist efforts by the incoming Trump Administration to deport persons who entered the United States illegally. State Sen. Budget Committee Chair Scott Wiener (D-San Fran) said "California faces two massive challenges. First, horrifically destructive wildfires in Los Angeles have rendered thousands of residents homeless. Second, an incoming federal administration has vowed to deport immigrant Angelenos."

"Clearly, we lack the funds to do much about the damage that the fires have done," Wiener admitted. "However, the fires are a only a local problem of a transitory nature. The deportations that Trump wants pose a grave long-term threat that would diminish the state's and the Democratic Party's electoral power. If we spend a mere $50 million on lawyers who could impede the deportations we will have achieved a much more important objective at a much lower cost."

"As earnest as the California Democrats may be to retain their political power by harboring illegal aliens, it is out-of-sync with what the majority of Americans voted for," Trump reminded Sen. Wiener. "I believe that most Americans would not see maintaining the political clout of California Democrats as a benefit to the rest of the country. Too many of the foreigners that the Biden Administration invited and imported into our country are criminals. Since we are prioritizing deporting this contingent of persons who illegally crossed our borders the vast majority of Americans, including those who reside in California will benefit from our efforts. I even hear that voters in California want to recall Gov. Newsom. Wiener's $50 million may enrich some lawyers, but it certainly won't help the over-taxed and over-regulated citizens of California or America."


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: illegals; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion; trump; wildfires

1 posted on 01/19/2025 11:26:31 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Long-term threat that would diminish the state’s and the Democratic Party’s electoral power.

When you need illegals to get you into office your a illegal operator doing chaotic chores.


2 posted on 01/19/2025 11:38:05 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: John Semmens
Funding and dedicating State police power in opposition to the Commander in Chief of the United States in his democratically-mandated effort to repel an invasion would be... what?
3 posted on 01/19/2025 11:48:00 AM PST by Carry_Okie (The tree of liberty needs a rope.)
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To: John Semmens

Get an injunction against the president to stop him defending the country against a mass armed invasion? Good luck.


4 posted on 01/19/2025 11:53:38 AM PST by AndyJackson
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To: John Semmens

How can you try to use rule of law to oppose the efforts of a president who is trying to use rule of law to control and regulate immigration under the law and oppose an illegal invasion to evade rule of law.


5 posted on 01/19/2025 11:55:45 AM PST by AndyJackson
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To: John Semmens
California legislators are authorizing $50 million of taxpayer funds to help resist efforts by the incoming Trump Administration.

Note to California taxpayers: You just got bilked out of 50 million that will go to liberal law firms and achieve nothing. This has nothing to do with the illegal aliens and everything to do with billable hours.

Suck it up Cali, much more money will be needed in the future to ensure full employment for ambulance chasing lawyers.

I understand you can save money using H-1Bs and AI but saving other peoples money has never been your concern.

6 posted on 01/19/2025 11:55:56 AM PST by usurper (AI was born with a birth defect.)
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To: Vaduz
Too bad...soo sad


7 posted on 01/19/2025 12:01:33 PM PST by spokeshave (Proud Boys, Angry Dads. Grumpy Grandads & Curmudgeons)
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To: John Semmens

Embezzlement


8 posted on 01/19/2025 12:07:31 PM PST by butlerweave
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To: spokeshave

Check

Was a old country song A tear In My beer.


9 posted on 01/19/2025 12:22:35 PM PST by Vaduz
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To: John Semmens

Any state or authority acting against federal law needs to be defunded of federal money until compliance and assistance is achieved.


10 posted on 01/19/2025 1:26:01 PM PST by Whatever Works (The real power lies in who counts the votes and controls the teleprompter.)
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To: Vaduz

I say ‘Put that on their f’n illegal immigration ‘ap’... so all the new arrivals know JUST where to go when they cross the border’


11 posted on 01/19/2025 1:37:31 PM PST by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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“Clearly, we lack the funds to do much about the damage that the fires have done,” Wiener admitted. “However, the fires are a only a local problem of a transitory nature.

I’m sure that under the heading of Godless, soulless, ignorant sub-human you will find Wiener listed first.


12 posted on 01/19/2025 2:27:10 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (We used to be a Republic, we are now a Fascist Klepto-Thugocracy. until Jan 20, 2025)
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To: John Semmens

The RAT Criminal and Foreign Freeloaders Program. The RAT turd rollers are desperate for people who they can suck in to vote for them.


13 posted on 01/19/2025 2:43:14 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Joe Pedophile's deal with the devil is finally coming to an end. Thank you Lord. Amen.)
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14 posted on 01/19/2025 2:58:51 PM PST by Dick Bachert (=)
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To: SMARTY

yes


15 posted on 01/19/2025 3:26:41 PM PST by Vaduz
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