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Candace Owens Horrified To Learn Christmas Was Started By Birth Of A Jew
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/22/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/22/2024 10:45:27 AM PST by DFG

U.S. — Media personality Candace Owens was shocked and appalled today after discovering that Christmas originated because of the birth of a Jew.

"You've got to be kidding me," exclaimed a stunned Owens. "This whole thing -- the lights, the carols, people worshipping -- all this started because of a Jew being born? Ugh. Our entire national calendar revolves around this holiday, and no one talks about that it's all because of a Jew. And we're still pretending like they don't control everything?"

The horrified Owens began tearing down all of her Christmas decorations and throwing them out to the curb, disgusted that she had been tricked by a Jewish plot. Lighting her nativity scene on fire, Owens resolved to expose the villainous Christmas plot her listeners.

"Real Christians do not celebrate Christmas," said Owens the next morning as she began taping. "The fact is, if you're celebrating Christmas, you've been duped by the Jews. You're just a pawn, cheering the birth of a Jew, just like they want you to know. And when I say 'they', I think you know who I mean. The Jews."

At publishing time, Owens had once again gasped in dismay after learning that Easter celebrated the coming back to life of a Jewish guy.


TOPICS: Humor
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1 posted on 12/22/2024 10:45:27 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG
discovering that Christmas originated because of the birth of a Jew.

not just a Jew but a prince of the royal family of David, king of the Jews

2 posted on 12/22/2024 10:53:05 AM PST by mjp (pro-freedom & pro-wealth $)
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To: DFG

Actually, this is correct with the slight offset being a child of immaculate conception and eventually rejecting the Jewish faith till his crucifixion at the hand of Jews. He truly is the king of kings and lord of lords.

Merry Christmas to all.


3 posted on 12/22/2024 10:56:03 AM PST by DownInFlames (P)
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To: All

One can be Christian no matter what their ethnic group happens to be.


4 posted on 12/22/2024 11:03:11 AM PST by escapefromboston (Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations, entangling alliances with none.)
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To: DownInFlames

Jesus never rejected the Jews (and neither has God!). Many of them rejected Him! He came to fulfill the Jewish prophecies. Paul himself said, “First to the Jews and then to the gentiles.”


5 posted on 12/22/2024 11:03:42 AM PST by Whatever Works (The real power lies in who counts the votes and controls the teleprompter.)
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To: DFG

Good one. I’ve always thought Candace Owens was nuts. Even though she may be right 80% of the time.


6 posted on 12/22/2024 11:05:04 AM PST by MinorityRepublican
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To: DFG

Good one. I’ve always thought Candace Owens was nuts. Even though she may be right 80% of the time.


7 posted on 12/22/2024 11:05:05 AM PST by MinorityRepublican
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To: DownInFlames
Actually, this is correct with the slight offset being a child of immaculate conception

No, Mary was born of the Immaculate Conception.

People often confuse the Doctrine of the Immaculate Conception (Mary) with the Doctrine of the Virgin Birth (Jesus).

8 posted on 12/22/2024 11:05:35 AM PST by Angelino97
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To: Whatever Works
Jesus never rejected the Jews (and neither has God!).

True. God rejects neither Jews, nor Muslims, nor atheists, nor even Satanists.

But they must repent and turn to Christ, before their decision to reject Christ becomes eternal.

9 posted on 12/22/2024 11:07:47 AM PST by Angelino97
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10 posted on 12/22/2024 11:15:14 AM PST by T.B. Yoits
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To: DownInFlames

“defines prime matter and all that is tangible or material”

Wrong.


11 posted on 12/22/2024 11:20:29 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: Angelino97

The immaculate conception is a fairy tale.

NO scriptural basis for it whatsoever.

Mary was a sinful human being born of normal sinful parents just like the rest of us.

She didn’t need to be born special to carry and birth Jesus. Being human was enough.


12 posted on 12/22/2024 11:22:08 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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To: escapefromboston

Amen 🙏🏻!


13 posted on 12/22/2024 11:24:00 AM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Angelino97

True. God rejects neither Jews, nor Muslims, nor atheists, nor even Satanists.

But they must repent and turn to Christ, before their decision to reject Christ becomes eternal.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Who told you these things?


14 posted on 12/22/2024 11:27:09 AM PST by fortes fortuna juvat (Never forget, the Marxist-Democrats & RINOs who would destroy our country ARE STILL HERE!)
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To: DFG

Babylon Bee.


15 posted on 12/22/2024 11:28:09 AM PST by Palio di Siena (four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: DFG

AAHAAHAHAHAHAAA. Man the Bee never disappoints.


16 posted on 12/22/2024 11:29:02 AM PST by StAnDeliver (TrumpII)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Yes, I know it’s satire.

But, I had high hopes for Candace when she first appeared on the national stage. Sad disappointment how she’s turned out.


17 posted on 12/22/2024 11:29:03 AM PST by sjmjax
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To: metmom

Mary was a sinful human being born of normal sinful parents just like the rest of us.
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Source?


18 posted on 12/22/2024 11:31:17 AM PST by fortes fortuna juvat (Never forget, the Marxist-Democrats & RINOs who would destroy our country ARE STILL HERE!)
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To: Angelino97
People often confuse the Doctrine of the Immaculate Conception (Mary) with the Doctrine of the Virgin Birth (Jesus).

Yeah, that would be you. Mary was born just like everyone else. A sinner and to ordinary parents just like the rest of us.

19 posted on 12/22/2024 11:31:34 AM PST by BipolarBob (As it was in the days of Noah they were feasting, drinking egg nog and celebrating Christmas.)
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To: sjmjax

She reminded me of Ann Coulter.


20 posted on 12/22/2024 11:33:27 AM PST by MinorityRepublican
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