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Schumer Begs for Bipartisanship [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 November 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/12/2024 10:11:37 AM PST by John Semmens

Now that the Republicans have regained a majority in the US Senate, Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) is urging them "to embrace bipartisanship. I realize this may be hard after we branded them as racists, misogynists, fascists and Nazis, but I want to remind them that this is what we say about Republicans in every election. It's just a political ploy that didn't work this time. It is not an accurate portrayal of our true feelings about our friends across the aisle."

"Sure, there are some hard-core right-wing senators, but there are many more who helped us ensure that necessary spending was achieved to continue to fund the war in Ukraine, fund the green economy, pay for all the Covid vaccinations, and sustain the transfer payments needed to support those unable or unwilling to support themselves," he pointed out. "Remember, unlike Trump, senators in both the Democratic and Republican Parties depend heavily on corporate donations to fund our reelection campaigns. This shared dependency should enable us to resist any Trump initiatives that would hurt our donors' interests."

Democrat Party strategist Julie Roginsky said "smoothing over the differences between the Parties won't be as simple as Sen. Schumer imagines. Democrats are not the party of common sense. We don't know how to speak to voters. Our 'politically correct' way of thinking makes voters think that we don't even live on the same planet as they do. Whether we are excusing street riots or students trashing a university and preventing other students from learning it's unacceptable. It's not how normal people think and we'll continue to lose unless we change."


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: donations; fascists; racists; satire

1 posted on 11/12/2024 10:11:37 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The Lib playbook, by the numbers and right on schedule.


2 posted on 11/12/2024 10:14:05 AM PST by The Louiswu (Pray for Peace in the world.)
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To: John Semmens

No forgive and forget.
No go along to get along.
No compromise with evil — evil is demonstrated by individuals who repeatedly spewed hatred upon others.

F@#$% Unity crappola.


3 posted on 11/12/2024 10:21:38 AM PST by bobbo666
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To: John Semmens

ummmm, no


4 posted on 11/12/2024 10:22:50 AM PST by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh (I have zero tolerance and zero empathy for the left)
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To: John Semmens

Don’t you have to get ready for your 2028 run as a woman Chuck?


5 posted on 11/12/2024 10:24:06 AM PST by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh (I have zero tolerance and zero empathy for the left)
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To: John Semmens

Like when he stood on the steps of the SCOTUS and made threats??


6 posted on 11/12/2024 10:37:00 AM PST by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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To: John Semmens

We’re going to be as partisan as you azhos on the left have been over the past four years.


7 posted on 11/12/2024 10:37:14 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (We're taking our country back! You RATS can keep your "Democrazy" and take it when you go.)
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To: John Semmens

What an a-hole! Dems only want bi-partisanship when thy are in the minority. Otherwise, it’s do as we say or else.

Schummer generally is begging for a microphone somewhere.


8 posted on 11/12/2024 12:08:28 PM PST by citizen (Political incrementalism is like compound interest for liberals - every little bit adds up.)
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To: John Semmens

Yeah, now. Where was he back when?


9 posted on 11/12/2024 12:11:29 PM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Am Yisrael Chai ~)
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To: John Semmens

Hey,Chuckie....Trump has twelve ways from Sunday to get you!


10 posted on 11/12/2024 12:40:04 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Import The Third World,Become The Third World)
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To: John Semmens

Schumer Bipartisanship = Bend Over


11 posted on 11/12/2024 12:40:22 PM PST by Vaduz
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