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Kamala: "No Exceptions to a Nationwide Abortion Law" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 October 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/29/2024 12:25:50 PM PDT by John Semmens

In an interview with NBC News' Hallie Jackson, Democrat presidential nominee Vice-President Kamala Harris assured America that "a woman's right to an abortion must be absolute, nationwide in scope, and universally obeyed. Once it's the law of the land no doctor, nurse, or hospital will be allowed to refuse to perform the procedure for any reason."

"The claim of religious reasons for not wanting to perform the procedure is a sham that must be nipped in the bud," she adamantly asserted. "The law is the law. We don't allow a person to break the law against murdering someone on the grounds that he sincerely believes God approves of his crime. Neither should we allow a medical practitioner to break the law guaranteeing a woman's right to an abortion on the grounds that he sincerely believes God condemns it. If they are truly sincere they must give up their medical license or face criminal charges for refusing to obey this law."

Harris went on to say, "I blame Trump for the loss of the abortion rights granted to women by the 1973 Supreme Court's Roe v. Wade decision. He appointed the Justices that decreed the issue was up to each state to decide to what extent abortions would or wouldn't be allowed in their jurisdiction. Leaving it up to the states will lead to legal chaos. Some states will have severe limits. Others will fully respect this crucial human right. It will be my duty as the president of all the people to ensure that rights are equal everywhere in the country."

Trump said "the Supreme Court's decision to allow each state to decide was incredibly wise. As we all know opinions on this issue differ widely. Some favor no restrictions on abortion. Some oppose all abortions. The majority seems to favor something in between the two extremes. Trying to force one extreme position on the entire nation is unjustified. The genius of a federal system is that it permits each state to serve as a 'laboratory of democracy.' This means when there is no universal consensus trying different approaches gives the nation the opportunity to see what works and what doesn't work."

"Kamala's opinion that she can cram her extreme position down everyone's throat is a formula for conflict and disunity," Trump added. "Personally, I think killing babies is wrong. I hope that we can find a way to end this barbaric practice. Letting each state experiment offers the best chance of finding a more humane alternative."

In related news, Dr. Forrest Smith, a former abortion provider, now urges voters across the nation to reject all 10 state abortion amendments on the ballot in the upcoming election. "There is no need to kill viable babies," he declared. "We can save these babies. We have the medical technology and resources to ensure that any child born, even prematurely, can receive the care they need."


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: coercion; disunity; satire; supremecourt; trump

1 posted on 10/29/2024 12:25:50 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

There is no right to abortion. There is no right to murder.


2 posted on 10/29/2024 12:39:49 PM PDT by Frank Drebin (And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!)
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To: John Semmens
Not funny. Not the time for nonsense.

3 posted on 10/29/2024 12:40:18 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and His mercy endureth forever. — Psalm 106)
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To: John Semmens

No exceptions. EVERY child must be killed!


4 posted on 10/29/2024 3:19:22 PM PDT by If You Want It Fixed - Fix It
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To: John Semmens

Somebody needs to tell this voodoo fatass that we wouldn’t need abortions if we did away with the 14th Amendment and all “anchors aweigh” babies. It would really cut the U.S. Population.


5 posted on 10/29/2024 4:21:47 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (44)
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To: John Semmens

Camel Hair’s plan to kill all the black and brown babies and import illegals to take their places.


6 posted on 10/29/2024 5:06:54 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (We used to be a Republic, we are now a Fascist Klepto-Thugocracy.)
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To: John Semmens

7 posted on 10/29/2024 5:13:44 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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