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"Reshaped the Perception of Masculinity" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 October 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/06/2024 11:34:08 PM PDT by John Semmens

In an interview with Vice-President Kamala Harris' husband Doug Emhoff, former White House Press Secretary for President Biden and current MSNBC host Jen Psaki effused over "how your role has reshaped the perception of masculinity. I'm not sure you planned on that, but you are an incredibly supportive spouse. Has that been an evolution for you? Do you think that's part of the role you might play as First Gentleman?"

Emhoff replied "I've said many times when we lift up women, we support women whether it's pay equity, childcare, family leave, and all of these issues in this post-Dobbs hellscape. Women should not have less rights and be treated differently. That's not the American way."

CNN's Dana Bash suggested "Doug Emhoff is not as masculine as Republican candidates. He can speak to men out there who might not be the sort of testosterone-laden, gun-toting kind of guys and say that it's okay in 2024 to be a man comfortable in his own skin who can vote for a woman like Vice-President Harris."

Whether Emhoff is perfectly positioned as a gallant progressive supporter of women may be on shaky ground. The emergence of an accusation that at the 2012 Cannes Film Festival in France, Emhoff was so incensed that his date was flirting with other men that he "slapped her so hard that she spun around." In addition, Emhoff's first marriage ended in divorce after he impregnated his child's nanny. An Emhoff spokesperson insisted "any suggestion that he has ever mistreated a woman is false."

As a senator, Harris was a strong advocate of the position that "women who say they were abused should be believed." In this case, she pointed out that "even if the claimed assault and battery charge is true, from my legal training I know two things. First, the incident occurred in a foreign jurisdiction. And second, the statute of limitations for the purported crime had to have expired by now. This election shouldn't be burdened by what has been. It is about the future we want for our country. I want joy and unity. Voters who agree should vote for me."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: dougemhoff; emhoff; kamalaharris; satire; women

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1 posted on 10/06/2024 11:34:08 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

His parents should have named him Jack.


2 posted on 10/06/2024 11:40:41 PM PDT by Enterprise (These people have no honor, no belief, no poetry, no art, no humor, no patriotism.)
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To: John Semmens
"how your role has reshaped the perception of masculinity."

Well, it certainly has reshaped my perception of his masculinity!

From banging the babysitter to simping for Kamala.

My estimation of Emhoff as a man has just plummeted.

Regards,

3 posted on 10/06/2024 11:42:06 PM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: Enterprise

Says Doug: Yeah, I believe strongly in lifting women up. Especially when I give them a hard slap when they get flirty with other men. But, hey, we all do it huh? And a little money to get them to shut up never hurt anyone did it? I mean, other than Trump.


4 posted on 10/06/2024 11:43:38 PM PDT by Enterprise (These people have no honor, no belief, no poetry, no art, no humor, no patriotism.)
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To: John Semmens

Typical democrats. He cheated on his first wife, got the nanny pregnant, forced an abortion, beat up another girlfriend.
His wife was the other woman breaking up another marriage.


5 posted on 10/07/2024 12:39:22 AM PDT by minnesota_bound (Need more money to buy everything now)
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To: John Semmens

At one time, Senator Harris was unequivocal: “women who say they were abused should be believed.” In her husband’s case, she pointed out that “even if my devoted husband slapped the man-crazy *itch, she deserved it. The election shouldn’t be burdened by what has been. I want joy and unity. Voters who agree should vote for me.”


6 posted on 10/07/2024 1:43:08 AM PDT by Liz (Faith is believing what you cannot see; its reward is to see what you believe. St Augustine)
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Emhoff has been portrayed as “the new face of masculinity.”

Now Democrat females looking to hit the sheets are
scanning dating sites looking for Emhoff lookalikes.


7 posted on 10/07/2024 1:48:06 AM PDT by Liz (Faith is believing what you cannot see; its reward is to see what you believe. St Augustine)
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LOL......CNN’s Dana Bash suggested, “Doug Emhoff is not as masculine as Republican candidates. So he can speak to men who might not be the sort of testosterone-laden, gun-toting kind of guys like virile Republicans.”

Emhoff reassures the nerdy types, “even if you cant knock up a nanny, it’s okay in 2024 to be comfortable in your own low-t skin, to vote for a woman like Harris.”


8 posted on 10/07/2024 1:55:55 AM PDT by Liz (Faith is believing what you cannot see; its reward is to see what you believe. St Augustine)
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To: Liz

Dana Bash is as masculine as Emhoff.


9 posted on 10/07/2024 4:31:38 AM PDT by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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To: John Semmens

The Demonicrats and the Enemedia promote a Heinz-57 variety of genders as well as a SCOTUS justice who doesn’t even know what a woman is.

NOW they want to tell us what a man is supposed to be.

The Demonicrats and the Enemedia have no redeeming social value.


10 posted on 10/07/2024 4:49:15 AM PDT by Carl Vehse
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To: John Semmens

So, basically he is a p___y. Great role model for what the dims want men to become.


11 posted on 10/07/2024 5:10:05 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: John Semmens

He lifts women up when he bitch slaps them.


12 posted on 10/07/2024 5:20:08 AM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: John Semmens
#slappedmetoo
13 posted on 10/07/2024 5:41:19 AM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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