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58% of Dems Base Vote Solely on Abortion [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 September 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/30/2024 11:29:18 AM PDT by John Semmens

In answer to the YouGov poll question "Would you vote for or against a candidate just on the basis of their position on the abortion issue?" Fifty-eight percent of Democrat respondents said "yes."

Democrat presidential nominee Vice-President Kamala Harris "this majority support for protecting the sacred right to an abortion is why it is essential that Democrats win this election. There is no bigger constraint on a woman's freedom than being stuck bearing, birthing, and rearing an unwanted child. Some even call it an '18 year prison sentence,' but in many ways it is far worse."

"Legally, a parent is only required to support a child until they reach adulthood on their 18th birthday," Harris observed. "However, the emotional trauma can last a lifetime. All the opportunities you miss because you have to care for a child can take the fun out of living. No other issue of this campaign is more important. Consider the issue of immigration. You may not want more immigrants, but you don't have to have any of them come live with you. You don't have to feed them, change their diapers, go to parent-teacher conferences, or do any of the other soul-sucking tasks asked of a parent."

"Now, some of us are smart enough to avoid getting pregnant, but we can't disregard our responsibility toward those who aren't," she continued. "That's why I'm determined to provide the 'escape pod' of tax-funded abortion for everyone who wants one. No one should have to travel to another state to get one. No doctor should be permitted to refuse to perform the procedure. No one should be permitted to refuse to pay their fair share of the cost for obtaining one. We can't let the minority who are opposed to abortion make the rules. On this issue the majority must rule. That's why every sane woman will vote for me."

In related health news, Harris dispelled rumors that she will require covid vaccination in order to vote, saying "I don't currently have the authority to impose such a requirement. What I do have the authority to require is that everyone working on my campaign must be fully up-to-date on their covid vaccinations. As for adding such a rule for being able to vote in the future, we'll have to wait and see how the election turns out. I do think the idea has merit. We should ensure that voting doesn't endanger anyone's health. Screening out those who are not vaccinated could be a feasible way of achieving such a goal."

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: freedom; migrants; satire; vaccination

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To: John Semmens

The ‘true pandemic’...


21 posted on 09/30/2024 12:45:18 PM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: John Semmens

Sounds about right.


22 posted on 09/30/2024 12:48:12 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (.You will suffer from one: The pain of discipline or the pain of regret. )
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To: John Semmens

This headline could have been featured in Clinical Psychology Daily illustrating how amazingly effective brain washing really is.


23 posted on 09/30/2024 12:51:46 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: John Semmens

Here we are:

Women fought to vote, for equal rights, for freedom of opportunity.

Now it all comes down to their highest desire being the right to kill their offspring.


24 posted on 09/30/2024 1:33:34 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (🦅 MAGADONIAN ⚔️ buy)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion
Now it all comes down to their highest desire being the right to kill their offspring.

I don't think "kill my baby" even enters their minds. It's more "loose sex with minimal complications" that determines their political choices. "Reproductive freedom" doncha know. I'd bet not one in 20 thinks of a prospective abortion in terms of killing their child.

25 posted on 09/30/2024 1:44:13 PM PDT by Carry_Okie (The tree of liberty needs a rope.)
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To: John Semmens

This isn’t satire.

Every woman I know who is voting for the Satanic Party of America (otherwise known as the democratic party), is doing so because they love having the freedom to be able to slaughter their children before birth and are afraid Trump may take that away from them.


26 posted on 09/30/2024 2:04:10 PM PDT by bayliving
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To: brownsfan

More likely cheap horny males.


27 posted on 09/30/2024 2:15:39 PM PDT by cnsmom
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To: John Semmens

Matt Walsh should make another documentary and call it “What is a Baby?”. Seems people cant figure it out.


28 posted on 09/30/2024 2:21:24 PM PDT by know.your.why (Floyd)
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To: John Semmens

Surprise! Surprise!

58% of communists are vile murderous scum...
Nothing ever changes...


29 posted on 09/30/2024 4:04:38 PM PDT by SuperLuminal ( Where is Samuel Adams when we so desperately need him)
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To: John Semmens

The cited percentage of Democrats supporting abortion is way too low. NPR recently claimed that a recent survey showed 86% to be pro abortion. The same article said “Nationwide, 64% percent of voters said abortion should be always or mostly legal...” Sad.


30 posted on 09/30/2024 4:33:55 PM PDT by spaced
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Would you vote for or against a candidate just on the basis of their position on the abortion issue?

As a conservative, I have applied this as my primary litmus test for every election I have voted in.

31 posted on 09/30/2024 6:31:27 PM PDT by goo goo g'joob (When honest people say what's true, calmly and without embarrassment, they become powerful)
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