Posted on 09/11/2024 1:10:17 PM PDT by DFG
U.S. — A singer who has made her entire career out of writing songs detailing her horrifically bad choices has announced her choice for President: Kamala Harris.
Pop icon Taylor Swift, who has written a veritable library of songs about her being a poor judge of character, made the announcement last night. "I know I'm internationally renowned for regretting every major decision in my life, but this choice will turn out different, I just know it," said Swift. "She's the one!"
A longtime Democrat, Swift's songwriting is known for chronicling how each man she thought would be the one turned out to be a total scumbag, but she was too blind to see it. More recently, her writing has evolved to explaining how she's mentally unstable and makes terrible, destructive decisions about other things in her life outside of romantic relationships.
"Who better than Taylor Swift to decide if a person will work out or not?" said Swift fanatic David Muir. "If you stacked all of her ex-boyfriends on top of each other, you could reach Neptune, okay? That's what we call 'experience'. She's got so much experience making wrong decisions, who better to decide what's right?"
At publishing time, Swift had reportedly begun penning a breakup song after learning that Kamala is really more of a Britney fan.
That bit of satire rings false. Does Swift have any male fans?
Travis Kelce.
She looks pretty but bland. A typical cookie cutter blond bimbo. No real charisma or personal magnetism. (At least none that I can see.)
Actually I seriously doubt that TS cares what the Babylon Bee says about her.
Once again, funny, wry piece by the Babylon Bee.
Can you imagine being a parent, wanting to provide for your 13yr old daughter and she begs you to buy tickets to one of those concerts.
LOL! Thanks BEE - Needed this humor break!
Its not just a funny headline, but also 100% correct.
BB continues to outdo itself.
A remind her followers if KH get in, the more you suffer, the more it shows you really care. So don’t complain
I think Taylor Swift is bi-sexual. Probably has had abortions as her weight gain in the middle and thighs has caused her to spread out before she was 34 even though she is on stage for hours prancing around lip syncing and using a player piano (one shorted out in the rain and was playing even when she was not touching the keys).
Several of the guys listed here use her as a beard. The one woman listed is a model and they were caught giving each other a very friendly kiss.
https://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/taylor-swift
I came across the Taylor Swift radio channel on 1260am in the Los Angeles area. It has been in the past a classical music channel and a country and oldies music channel. They decided to sink real low and now play Taylor Swift songs.
Starting Oct 1 they get back to their senses and start playing country music : )
I had heard part of her songs over the years and knew she could not sing. Today I actually listen to three songs and had to turn off the station as I now know she really really cannot sing.
Vapid would describe the lyrics. She has a weak voice, cannot project. Not even close to being a real singer. For her it is all marketing. Just 6 companies control 90% of what we see and hear. They promote someone and they are everywhere.
Month long of Taylor Swift
https://www.dailynews.com/2024/09/02/there-are-changes-coming-to-southern-california-radio/
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