Posted on 08/26/2024 2:28:51 PM PDT by DFG
LONDON — In an official response to the recent unrest in Great Britain, UK Prime Minister Kier Starmer has advised British citizens to avoid getting stabbed by just submitting to the Holy Koran and acknowledging Mohammed as the One True Prophet of Allah, peace be upon him.
In his address to the great British public, Starmer noted that it "really isn't that hard" to not get stabbed, always providing that "one is a good Allah-fearing man and not an infidel."
"I say, old chaps, just convert to Islam, what what?" Starmer reportedly said, gesturing towards a table where British government officials were handing out burkas and AK-47s. "If you don't want to get stabbed, all you have to do is submit to the Koran and acknowledge Mohammed as Allah's prophet. Really quite simple, chaps. I don't see what all the trouble with the biznai is."
Starmer's advice seems to have been well-received among the British citizenry, as the BBC has reported even higher levels of mostly peacefulness from new converts during public demonstrations.
At publishing time, Starmer had also helpfully told British women that all they had to do to not get raped in broad daylight in London was quit their jobs, stay home all of the time, and wear burkas.
The first thing I did, was to look and see if it was the Bee, and sure enough, it was. 😀
And grow long, black beards (maybe red ones if they use henna color).
I know this is the Bee, but where is King Charles and defender of the faith.
Watch Two Tier Starmer response to BLM Riots vs Southport Riots #TwoTierKier pic.twitter.com/P3BkBFwIjO— Two-Tier Kier (@twotierkier) August 5, 2024
This goes to prove George W. Bush was right, ISLAM IS a religion of Peace. Repeat this 100X. It will be easier each time to believe it if you repeat it often. Just like it’s founder.. a very peaceful man, never lifted his sword to harm anyone........
They fooled me this time.
Yeah, except that it’s too possibly true.
That’s true. Those clowns really DO want to dominate the world. I just wonder if the “religion of peace,” is the one world religion of the tribulation period, or is it something we haven’t even heard of yet?
Don’t give Herr Starmer such ideas.
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