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VIDEO: The Kamala Cloud Validates My Thunderbird "Wine" Story
Rumble ^ | August 21, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 08/21/2024 9:47:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

VIDEO

Brian Craig, the co-host of the Steve Kane Radio Show, was speaking to a very very weird caller who claimed he had a "gotcha" tape of Brian saying something earlier on the show that day (August 20, 2024). When challenged by Brian to play the tape the weird caller said he couldn't because the tape was too far away from him in his house as if he lived in some sort of vast mansion. Brian then speculated that the caller was probably drunk on Thunderbird. Later in the show Brian explained he mentioned Thunderbird because he remembered my story about an Englishman on a cruise ship five years ago asking me for a recommendation for a fine American wine and I told him "Thunderbird."

I actually have a video of me subsequently encountering the Englishman and his group with me teaching them the Thunderbird ("What's the Word? THUNDERBIRD!") jingle. Unfortunately I could not find that video on my cell phone. However, Kamala Harris saved the day for me by telling me about files floating in a cloud just above my head.

A bonus section here with the most BIZARRE TV commercial ever made with an unexpected celebrity endorsement of... Thunderbird.


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: briancraig; clickbait; clickkaren; drunk; getajob; getlostkaren; kamala; kamalacloud; kamalaharris; sadstalkerkaren; takeashower; thunderbirdwine
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I also have a funny Ripple Wine story in which many years ago I almost accidentally killed someone with Ripple by drowning. I might tell that story but only IF the Statute of Limitations on Attempted Murder have expired (even though I am completely innocent.)
1 posted on 08/21/2024 9:47:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 08/21/2024 9:48:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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To: PJ-Comix

Redd Foxx’s Fred Sanford used to mix Ripple with Champaign and call it “Champipple”.


3 posted on 08/21/2024 9:51:38 AM PDT by left that other site ("Providence" ain't just a city in Rhode Island.)
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To: PJ-Comix

My SIL interviewed for marketing job at Canandaigua wine Company , maker of that fine tipple MAD DOG 20 20 When told that the job required visits to skid row liquor stores and bar to assesses how sales were doing and to push the product decided that the job was not for her .............


4 posted on 08/21/2024 9:55:57 AM PDT by njslim
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To: njslim
My SIL interviewed for marketing job at Canandaigua wine Company , maker of that fine tipple MAD DOG 20 20 When told that the job required visits to skid row liquor stores and bar to assesses how sales were doing and to push the product decided that the job was not for her .............

Did she object to the training in how to properly place the products in brown paper bags?

5 posted on 08/21/2024 10:01:05 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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To: njslim

I remember going into shops where they kept the Aqua Velva aftershave in the refrigerated case.

Low rent...tough hood.


6 posted on 08/21/2024 10:01:35 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The American Classic.
Says right on the label.


7 posted on 08/21/2024 10:06:57 AM PDT by right way right (“May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope”)
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To: PJ-Comix

Back in the day, don’t know current status but,
They sold Mad Dog in 7-11 in Florida.

Dump half the sugary crap out, and refill with the Magic Elixir.
Spring Breakers could carry that “Slurpee” around anywhere.


8 posted on 08/21/2024 10:08:01 AM PDT by Macoozie (Roll MAGA, roll!)
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To: tet68

Given the powerful men Kamala serviced working her way up the political ladder she must have upgraded her wine of choice to at least Ernie and Julio Gallo or some wine in a box variety


9 posted on 08/21/2024 10:11:30 AM PDT by srmanuel
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To: tet68
An Aqua Velva is a cocktail made with vodka, gin, lemon-lime, and blue curaçao.


10 posted on 08/21/2024 10:12:58 AM PDT by Liz ( )
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To: PJ-Comix

That’s why the government is spraying us with chemtrails.

They are stealing all of our data when it ascends into the stratosphere.


11 posted on 08/21/2024 10:14:03 AM PDT by packagingguy
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To: Macoozie

If you check out Florida 7-11s at daybreak, you are almost sure to see the bums hanging around holding paper bags with Colt 45 inside.


12 posted on 08/21/2024 10:14:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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To: tet68
Reminds me on an ancient episode of COPS (now recycling under COPS:Classics.) A drug bust team batters down the door and rushes in with warrants - the entire upper floors of the house are full of lots of consumer electronics, nice furniture, no reading materials whatsoever, and no adults. Just several diaper-clad toddlers just wandering around with no supervision. As they search the house they find about 11 adults in the basement, which is decorated like an opium den. Everyone is either unconscious, or massively sedated ("Dave? Dave's not here man") and several are wearing improvised masks which are linked by surgical tubing to 1-gallon containers of floor cleaning solvents. This was "huffing" - inhaling stimulants, which in this case was industrial floor cleaning solvent. For the discriminating junkie on a budget, I guess.
13 posted on 08/21/2024 10:14:39 AM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: Liz
An Aqua Velva is a cocktail made with vodka, gin, lemon-lime, and blue curaçao.

LOL! I've got several bottles of Blue Curacao liqueur. I use that to make POWERFUL Margaritas. So powerful that I call them Knock-Knock Margaritas because they are so powerful that if they don't knock you out right away, they will at least knock you off your feet.

14 posted on 08/21/2024 10:17:29 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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To: PJ-Comix

You put the bag over the product. Used to travel quite a bit and in one state, don’t remember which, I bought a six pack , and as the clerk was bagging it I said “I don’t need a bag, the neighbors know I drink”. His reply was, by law the booze could not be visible, and had to be in a bag when I left the store.


15 posted on 08/21/2024 10:19:30 AM PDT by Ed Condon (subliminal messages here in invisible ink)
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“...If you check out Florida 7-11s at daybreak, you are almost sure to see the bums hanging around holding paper bags with Colt 45 inside...”

At the downtown Broudys in St. Augustine, there used to be an overgrown vacant lot behind the store, where there were mattresses and trash, and you knew that was were all the rubbies hung out after buying their bottle.

Eventually, I guess the city came in and finally cleaned up that eyesore of a lot.


16 posted on 08/21/2024 10:19:33 AM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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To: PJ-Comix
Try this.


17 posted on 08/21/2024 10:24:56 AM PDT by Liz ( )
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To: srmanuel

Yeah, she looks like she’s in the Franzia demographic.


18 posted on 08/21/2024 11:17:14 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: PJ-Comix

What’s the word?
Thunderbird!

What’s the price?
44 twice!


19 posted on 08/21/2024 11:50:03 AM PDT by dynachrome (Auslander Raus!)
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One of my friends who used to work for a beverage distributor once gave me a bottle of Night Train. I think I took a sip to see what it was like and dumped out the rest. Aack!

We used to joke about wines with screw caps on them, but now it’s commonplace even on more upscale labels.


20 posted on 08/21/2024 12:39:43 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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