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Biden Should Be Added to Mt Rushmore [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 August 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/14/2024 10:32:51 AM PDT by John Semmens

Though many credit her for getting President Biden to drop out of the 2024 race for the presidency, former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) denied "doing anything more than appeal to his better nature. And it worked. He gracefully stepped aside so the Democratic Party could install Vice-President Harris as its presidential nominee. He demonstrated a greatness that is rare and worthy of eternal glorification by having his face carved on Mt. Rushmore."

"His accomplishments is office were monumental," Pelosi added. "As he has said himself on multiple occasions he cured the economy, beat covid, secured the border, stopped Russian aggression, defeated Donald Trump by getting more votes than any previous president in our nation's history, and saved democracy. By handing the torch to Kamala Harris he has gifted the nation with the best possible legacy for freedom for generations to come. He's more than worthy. When we're ready to replace the faces of former slave-owners Washington and Jefferson on the mountain I can think of no better person to claim the vacated space."

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; monumental; pelosi; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion

1 posted on 08/14/2024 10:32:51 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I’m sure he is already there. There is a box of rocks at the base of the mountain.


2 posted on 08/14/2024 10:43:43 AM PDT by pfflier
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To: John Semmens

Why not put Nancy on Mount Rushmore in a Cage with a very large supply of eggs near by


3 posted on 08/14/2024 10:46:30 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: John Semmens

Why not carve Iron Hill (the highest hill in the Delaware with a peak elevation of 328 feet) to show Biden’s back which is how many people will remember him as he seemed to always turn his back on the press and the American people. Since Iron Hill has reasonable amounts of iron, his sculpture will rust which is a fitting metaphor for Old Slow Joe.


4 posted on 08/14/2024 10:46:44 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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I would pay for the rope to get him up there.


5 posted on 08/14/2024 10:49:03 AM PDT by bdfromlv (Leavenworth hard time)
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To: John Semmens

He should be there. But ignore him if he asks to be let down.


6 posted on 08/14/2024 11:07:55 AM PDT by DPMD (.)
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To: John Semmens

If Biden gets his face on Mt. Rushmore, there should be prison bars in front of his face and maybe add Taco Jill, AKA The Enabler, as well.


7 posted on 08/14/2024 11:08:56 AM PDT by CdMGuy
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Very easy to do..., just pick an area on the cliff face and designate it Biden vacationing!
8 posted on 08/14/2024 11:15:21 AM PDT by ExSES (the "bottom line")
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Bent over with head in sand. Perfect representation.


9 posted on 08/14/2024 12:58:42 PM PDT by Mouton (A 150MT hit may not solve our problems now but is a good start. )
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To: Mouton

Or, from the knees up to the waist wearing only a very full diaper.


10 posted on 08/14/2024 1:01:29 PM PDT by Senormechanico
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To: John Semmens

Doesn’t already have falling rocks?.


11 posted on 08/14/2024 1:07:37 PM PDT by Vaduz
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The Biden Memorial Outhouse.


12 posted on 08/14/2024 1:08:48 PM PDT by rfp1234 (E Porcibus Unum)
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I think Mt Rushmore would be defaced if they add an A$$hole carving on the mountain to represent Biden.


13 posted on 08/14/2024 1:56:41 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (We used to be a Republic, we are now a Fascist Klepto-Thugocracy.)
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To: John Semmens

There isn’t enough stable rock on the memorial for any more work.
It would probably compromise what’s there


14 posted on 11/03/2024 12:42:25 PM PST by South Dakota (Patriotism is the new terrorism .)
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