Posted on 08/10/2024 11:35:59 AM PDT by DFG
LONDON — In a surprise move today, Elon Musk purchased the entirety of the United Kingdom in order to allow citizens to again have the freedom of speech they once enjoyed.
"How much is it?" asked Musk in a post on X, after user 'Tom_Bomb_420' had posted that Musk should consider purchasing the former empire. Musk then followed up with a post of a thinking emoji, a sure sign that the billionaire was seriously weighing the pros and cons of purchasing the United Kingdom.
Though several British politicians insisted that one could not simply purchase their country, Musk simply responded, "LOL just did."
While Musk reportedly paid a hefty sum for the islands, he felt the purchase justified in order to safeguard the sharing of dank memes. "Every man, woman and child deserves the opportunity to share memes," explained Musk. "The irony of a South African buying the U.K. has a delicious irony for sure - but trust me, it's all about the memes, baby."
At publishing time, Elon Musk had reportedly begun considering buying America after hearing the Democratic ticket's position on the First Amendment.
If only it was that easy
Be nice if it was that easy
It has been working very well for them, for the last 40 years.
Capture one or both of the political parties in the United States.No bribes, extortion or blackmail is/are necessary for “fellow travelers”. The US left (which includes RINOs) wanted to do exactly what they have done to the USA, purely out of ideology.
— Goal #15 of the 45 communist goals for the USA
There are times I get Punk’d when I see stories from The Bee thinking they are true but I wish this one was true.
The Chinese might restore morality that we so sorely lack. Freedoms and liberties are over rated.
But they are not doing it to promote free speech!
Enforced morality is not moral.
I know you are writing satirically, but a point may come when invasion from without seems preferable to the majority of the population over an un-replaceable tyranny within.
JFK's quote may need to be updated: "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible make violent overthrow by external enemies inevitable."
Enlightenment hogwash. Morality is morality.
ElonIt.
I’m more interested in getting to know the American Citizens and Residents that took the Bribes.
Do not steal? Nope. The CCP steals with impunity.
Do not lie? Nope. The CCP lies whenever it is convenient.
Do not commit adultery? You must be kidding.
Do not present false witness? The concept is laughable in the CCP.
Do not covet? The whole idea of Communism is based on covetousness.
Pretty sure Musk got cheated and paid too much, the entire UK ain't worth crap.
Don’t confuse children about sex.
Lolololol👏👊💯💯💯
This is very similar to the practice in the Philippines of raising boys to be prostitutes, to provide money for their parents. They are commonly referred to as "benny boys".
Such practice also occurs in Mexico; it is less clear if the boys involved are doing so voluntarily, or not.
I have been told "tranny" boys are especially common in Brazil, primarily obtaining a living as prostitutes.
ROFL , Fish & Chips for everyone
Hope he paid less than he paid for Twitter/X.
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