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Man Who Just Admitted He Is Unfit To Be President Assures Nation He Will Continue Being President
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/21/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/21/2024 3:40:45 PM PDT by DFG

WASHINTON, DC — President Biden finally admitted this afternoon that he is no longer mentally fit to be President, then assured the nation that he will continue being president.

"I have to face reality. My mind isn't what it used to be," President Biden announced Sunday. "I forget things. Sometimes I don't know where I am. Yesterday I mistook a houseplant for Janet Yellen. It's something about her face. So, with a heavy heart, I am announcing that I am no longer fit to be President and will cease campaigning. Still, you can sleep easy knowing I will continue running the country for the next six months as President. End of quote."

The announcement came following the encouragement of dozens of Democratic leaders, who believe the President is simply unable to run for another term but should be passable for another few months in the Oval Office.

"Um, sure, six months is probably okay," said Nancy Pelosi to members of the press. "I mean, as long as nothing too important comes up. He tried to declare war on a fire extinguisher the other day, but we caught it before all the papers were signed. It will be fine."

As of publishing time, the White House staff had to remove all sharp objects from the Oval Office, but assured the nation that Biden controlling the nuclear football would still be fine.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; bidensmentaldecline; dementia; dementiajoe; incognitivebiden; potus; whitehouse; yellen
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1 posted on 07/21/2024 3:40:45 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

They’re lunatics...A Democrat dumpster fire.

Don’t matter who they run, Trump will KO their corrupt crazy asses...


2 posted on 07/21/2024 3:43:44 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: DFG

That’s no problem.

The Marxist Party elite and the media will pass it off. Joey back in their good graces now.


3 posted on 07/21/2024 3:44:17 PM PDT by Biblebelter
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To: DFG

He wasn’t fit 4 years ago. But now he’s in really steep decline. And he doesn’t have even a single doctor’s diagnosis so he can be adequately treated. Or so they say.


4 posted on 07/21/2024 3:44:55 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: DFG

And this is a perfect example of the level of arrogance from that party. They’re eff’d up bad and now most everyone sees it...What an ugly spectacle.


5 posted on 07/21/2024 3:45:58 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: DFG

You can’t make this up and this isn’t satire. He’s to old, feeble, and demented to stand trial for his crimes but was able to still run for another term and now can’t do that but can still hold the office he is incapable of holding.

What kind of city slicker progressive commie thinking is that? Oh yeah, he has a team who handles the day to day operations of the office which is what made him the worst resident in USA history. No leadership.

Go away joe, Pack your bags and just go. Don’t let the door hit ya on the way out. Kamel won’t do the job any better but at least she’s more or less all there.


6 posted on 07/21/2024 3:46:22 PM PDT by Boomer (The dems and rinos have pegged the evil needle so hard, Satan now answers to them.)
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To: DFG

We will know the US is done for when they start calling it the Nuclear Soccer Ball.


7 posted on 07/21/2024 3:46:52 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear (Kafka was an optimist.)
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To: DFG

Love the Bee. Only, I’m willing to bet that the nuclear football is in Jill’s purse. In fact, I’m rather surprised she didn’t threaten to use it if they dumped Joe; must have made her a really sweet deal.


8 posted on 07/21/2024 3:46:56 PM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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Man, Who Just Admitted He Is Unfit To Be President, Assures Nation He Will Continue Being President!
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/21/2024 | Babylon Bee
Posted on 7/21/2024, 3:40:45 PM by DFG

WASHINGTON, DC — President Biden finally admitted this afternoon that he is no longer mentally fit to be President, then assured the nation that he will continue being president.

Please read my tagline!


9 posted on 07/21/2024 3:49:11 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (“If Joe Biden is not fit to run for President, he is not fit to serve as President. He must resign!)
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Looks like this publication decided to post the truth...☺


10 posted on 07/21/2024 3:51:16 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: DFG

The BEE has been brutal.

They could have added that Biden is also following Hur’s advice that he is unfit to stand trial for hiding docs in his garage.


11 posted on 07/21/2024 3:55:06 PM PDT by Presbyterian Reporter
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DUH

He does more in an hour than younger people do in a whole day...

Dontcha know ???


12 posted on 07/21/2024 4:01:36 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: dragnet2

Nothing good real life comedy to really kick/stomp the A$$holes while they continue their losing B$!


13 posted on 07/21/2024 4:02:56 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (“If Joe Biden is not fit to run for President, he is not fit to serve as President. He must resign!)
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To: DFG

Yeah, funny but a real issue. That needs to be addressed. Seriously.

If he knows he can’t handle a second term, right now, explain how he’s competent to handle it currently.


14 posted on 07/21/2024 4:09:46 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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LOL.......Biden said “I have to face reality. My mind isn’t what it used to be. I forget things.
Sometimes I don’t know where I am. Yesterday I mistook a houseplant for Secy Janet Yellen.”


15 posted on 07/21/2024 4:12:19 PM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray : Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name . )
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To: Secret Agent Man

“If he knows he can’t handle a second term, right now, explain how he’s competent to handle it currently.”

Yikes—you did some fancy tap dancing there.

Biden does not even know what day it is—so by definition he cannot know whether or not he can handle a second term.

He does not know whether he is currently competent because he is too far gone to know that.

You don’t ask senile people their opinions about stuff because their answers will just be wacko.

Biden has no agency and is not qualified to decide whether he should resign.

The whole situation is absurd on its face.


16 posted on 07/21/2024 4:14:15 PM PDT by cgbg ("Our democracy" = Their Kleptocracy)
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To: dragnet2

Correct. Arrogance, yes, but also stupidity and malice. The machine that installed him enlisted the eager help of useful idiots, which is where the stupidity and malice come in...


17 posted on 07/21/2024 4:16:14 PM PDT by drwoof
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To: cgbg

“ Biden has no agency and is not qualified to decide whether he should resign.”

I wonder if his wife has power of attorney.


18 posted on 07/21/2024 4:16:48 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: cgbg

It is. And if he weren’t such a America-hating socialist globalist, I’d feel sympathy for him being abused this way by his wife and staff.


19 posted on 07/21/2024 4:17:26 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: DFG
"Um, sure, six months is probably okay," said Nancy Pelosi to members of the press. "I mean, as long as nothing too important comes up. He tried to declare war on a fire extinguisher the other day, but we caught it before all the papers were signed. It will be fine."

😂😂🤣🤣

20 posted on 07/21/2024 4:18:27 PM PDT by Allegra
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