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Jill Biden Drops Out Of Presidential Race
The Babylon Bee ^
| Jul 21, 2024
Posted on 07/21/2024 11:12:30 AM PDT by John Robinson
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Jill Biden has formally dropped out of the 2024 presidential race, she announced today at a press conference that was supposed to be for her husband.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; jill; jillbiden; satire; seeqwasright
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They're quick!
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07/21/2024 11:13:00 AM PDT
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TomServo
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07/21/2024 11:13:31 AM PDT
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Allegra
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Someone saying screams being heard from the White House.
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07/21/2024 11:13:44 AM PDT
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dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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07/21/2024 11:14:13 AM PDT
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RckyRaCoCo
(Time to throw them out of the Temple...again)
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Joey woke up this morning with head of his German shepherd in his bed.
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Hillary must have had a word with her.
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07/21/2024 11:16:08 AM PDT
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Mark
(DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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From the Q threads, we’re not going to say ‘we told you so’, but...
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07/21/2024 11:17:31 AM PDT
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C210N
(Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.)
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Hunter couldn't be reached for comment. He's on the phone with his crack dealer and will be incommunicado for the rest of the day...and until next Sunday.
He left a message on his answering machine saying that any prostitutes--ahem, ladies--interested in a good time should drop by the Biden beach house in Rehoboth Beach, DE.
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07/21/2024 11:18:26 AM PDT
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RoosterRedux
(It's funny that the harder I work, the luckier I get.)
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07/21/2024 11:22:25 AM PDT
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Theophilus
(covfefe)
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There The Bee goes again....drifting from satire into reality.
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07/21/2024 11:25:01 AM PDT
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V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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07/21/2024 11:25:25 AM PDT
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CaptainK
("No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up” -)
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Did she go in and wake up her husband to tell him her decision?
“Just sign here and initial here and I’ll release your statement.”
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07/21/2024 11:38:54 AM PDT
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frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
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07/21/2024 11:39:07 AM PDT
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moovova
("The NEXT ELECTION is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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Somewhere, Sensei Kreese is smiling . . . We need a J21 Committee!
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07/21/2024 11:50:18 AM PDT
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LRoggy
(Peter's Son's Business )
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07/21/2024 11:56:44 AM PDT
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Opinionated Blowhard
(When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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