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Vanity: Will a Head of Lettuce Outlast Joe Biden?
Vanity (X) ^
Posted on 07/19/2024 8:31:00 PM PDT by TigerClaws
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Over 197K people are currently watching a livestream to see if a head of lettuce will outlive Joe Biden. The lettuce is currently the projected winner while being up at 52%.
This is can’t be real life anymore...
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To: TigerClaws
‘Til he drops out, or just drops?
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posted on
07/19/2024 8:35:17 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: TigerClaws
Pretty sure it can outthink him.
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posted on
07/19/2024 8:36:12 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: TigerClaws
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posted on
07/19/2024 8:36:34 PM PDT
by
beethovenfan
(The REAL Great Reset will be when Jesus returns. )
To: TigerClaws
Modern medicine may force slow joe past the head of lettuce, but as a useful President?
In terms of being useful, give me the head of lettuce.
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posted on
07/19/2024 8:37:15 PM PDT
by
texas booster
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To: TigerClaws
Cute. Why is the clock counting down, 2 days, 11 hours, 40 something minutes?
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posted on
07/19/2024 8:37:56 PM PDT
by
Reno89519
(Trump / Vance 2024 - Make America Great Again)
To: TigerClaws
If you read the Rules, the Lettuce is on a winning streak, so I’m going with that.
To: TigerClaws
A fresh, firm head or a slightly wilted head?
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posted on
07/19/2024 8:40:05 PM PDT
by
leaning conservative
(snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
To: TigerClaws
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posted on
07/19/2024 8:40:26 PM PDT
by
Jane Long
(The role of the GOP: to write sharply-worded letters as America becomes a communist hell-hole.)
To: TigerClaws
He will never defeat Bok Choy.
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posted on
07/19/2024 8:42:10 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same. )
To: TigerClaws
To: Darksheare
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posted on
07/19/2024 9:12:02 PM PDT
by
mairdie
(Trump (I Will Win) - Pavarotti's Nessun Dorma https://youtu.be/MigUKGKr-nQ)
To: TigerClaws
Now I have to keep the stream open to find out what happens....
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posted on
07/19/2024 9:20:36 PM PDT
by
reed13k
To: TigerClaws
I won’t bet against the lettuce. Word salad is forever.
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posted on
07/19/2024 10:20:51 PM PDT
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
To: TigerClaws
Which contains more intelligence ???
A head of lettuce or Joe Biden’s head ???
To: TigerClaws
I worked with a guy that had multiple heart attacks. Every cardiologist visit he would ask if it was okay to buy green bananas.
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posted on
07/20/2024 4:17:51 AM PDT
by
Dutch Boy
(The only thing worse than having something taken from you is to have it returned broken. )
To: TigerClaws
Will a head of lettuce outlast Biden?
What’s the difference?
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posted on
07/20/2024 4:18:48 AM PDT
by
maddog55
(The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
To: TigerClaws
To: moviefan8
Oops. I meant lettuce. Lettuce lasted longer.
To: TigerClaws
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