Posted on 07/08/2024 8:32:02 AM PDT by John Semmens
A poll conducted by the Counteroffensive/Kyiv International Institute of Sociology showed Ukraine voters preferring Biden (46.7%) over Trump (6.5%) for US President, while 17.6% preferred neither, 6.7% preferred either, 20.2% "didn't know" and 2.3% were smoking weed in the Ferarris they bought with embezzled US aid.
Biden-for-president campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon cited the poll "as proof the President's foreign policy is working. He may have had a bad night at the debate with Trump, but he has won the hearts and minds of the people of Ukraine with his steadfast support of their fight against Russian aggression. We look forward to this success boosting the President's support among US voters."
Susie Wiles, co-manager of Trump's campaign said she "doubted whether this poll will impress Americans. Over $100 billion of US taxpayer dollars have been handed over to Ukraine. A lot of this money has been stolen. What hasn't been stolen has been used to fund an unnecessary war and pay the salaries of the entire Ukraine government. Even so, less than half of those polled are willing to endorse Biden's reelection bid."
In related news, the US Department of State has declared that "Ukraine is too corrupt to be allowed to join NATO." Among 180 countries ranked by how corrupt they are Somalia is ranked 180th (the most corrupt). Denmark is ranked 1st (the least corrupt). The US is ranked 24th (less corrupt than 87% of the countries ranked, but more corrupt than a dozen European countries. Ukraine is ranked 116th (more corrupt than 64% of the countries). Russia is ranked 137th (more corrupt than 76% of the countries).
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(Speaking in Ukranian)"Not to worry. The tax dollars will multiply. Once he's gone, I'll be voted in.
Ya all the free publicity ,LOL
Poll conducted in Ukraine gets more money.
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