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Dem Touts Benefit of Free Palestine [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 June 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/01/2024 10:42:47 AM PDT by John Semmens

Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) called the creation of a Free Palestinian state "the only feasible option for peace in the Middle East. Hamas is built on an idea. You can't kill an idea with bullets and bombs. We tried this in Vietnam, but the idea of communism couldn't be killed by US troops. Likewise, the idea of a free Palestine from the river to the sea can't be killed. Yielding to this idea is the only sensible."

"Of course, this would mean that the occupying Jews must be eliminated," Bowman argued. "There are fewer than 16 million Jews in the world. There are more than 1.9 billion Muslims. Jews are out-numbered by more than 100 to one. Their battle to occupy Palestine indefinitely cannot succeed. Fortunately, Islam provides a non-violent solution. If the Jews would just convert to Islam they wouldn't even have to leave the area."

"Islam isn't inherently violent," the Congressman contended. "They just want the whole of humanity to be united in one faith. For those of us who don't believe in God wouldn't it be better to endure the rituals of Islam than to fight it? When the whole world is for Allah peace will be universal. There would be no need for terrorist groups like Hamas to exist because there would be no one left to fight. All the money and effort that now goes into fighting could be redirected to alms, arts, and science."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: bowman; israel; jews; muslims; satire

1 posted on 06/01/2024 10:42:47 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

How about “Imagine a world with no Marxists” from 0 to 360 longitude.


2 posted on 06/01/2024 10:55:50 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page. More photos added.)
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To: John Semmens

the only benefit from a free palestine is more dead Jews, which democrats have NO problem with. the only way this ends is when the jewish people STOP with the death wish and sweep every single liberal Democrat out of office...permanantly. “the only difference between a muslim and a radicalized muslim is how devoutly they are willing to follow their own religious beliefs”.


3 posted on 06/01/2024 11:02:53 AM PDT by Qwapisking ("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star )
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