Posted on 05/25/2024 11:03:48 AM PDT by John Semmens
This week, former President Trump held a campaign rally in the Bronx Borough of New York City. An estimated crowd of 25,000 enthusiastic fans attended. Gov. Kathy Hochul (D-NY) called the attendees "clowns" and the rally "a waste of time."
"Anyone who thinks that enthusiastic voters are going to decide this election is sadly mistaken," Hochul proclaimed. "In the 2020 election Trump had slews of rallies with tens of thousands of enthusiastic supporters. Then former Vice-President Biden had only a few dozen attendees at his infrequent campaign appearances. Yet, he easily defeated Trump when the votes were counted."
"The secret of the Democratic Party's victory was focusing on generating as many ballots as possible and counting each of them as many times as possible," Hochul boasted. "In many states signature verification was bypassed. Unsupervised, street-corner drop-boxes were stuffed. Ballots were tabulated as many times as needed to ensure that Biden would have enough votes to win the necessary states to get the electoral vote majority. Every objection alleging fraud was dismissed by the courts and the objectors in many states are now being prosecuted for questioning the official tallies. There's no way we can be stopped from repeating this successful strategy this coming November."
Meanwhile, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), in whose district Trump's rally was held, predicted that bad weather would spoil the event. When this didn't happen she took it as "proof Trump is in league with satanic forces that are changing the weather in an effort to aid him in destroying our democracy" and called for "the Department of Justice to appoint a special prosecutor to counter the GOP's evil powers."
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New Yorkers need to hang this woman if they are worth anything!
Andrew Cuomo was so much better. And he sucked lol
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