Posted on 05/23/2024 1:23:20 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another scandal involving the conservative Supreme Court judge, Democrats released a damning photograph of Justice Samuel Alito reading the Constitution.
After releasing the photo, Democrats argued that Justice Alito had clearly been radicalized and could not be trusted to make impartial rulings on the constitutionality of any case due to the fact that he had read the Constitution in the past.
"This is shameful behavior unbecoming of any Supreme Court judge," argued Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "To think that we have had a dangerous extremist sitting on our highest court this whole time is terrifying. Can you believe it? A Supreme Court justice engaging in troubling activities like reading the U.S. Constitution, a well-known white supremacist document often cited by white supremacists? This scandal will shake our judicial branch to its core."
Other leading Democrats wasted no time in calling for Justice Alito to be removed from the court, or for him to recuse himself from any case involving the Constitution. "This is just the tip of the iceberg," House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said. "I've received reports that Justice Alito used to repeatedly pledge his allegiance to the American flag when he was in grade school. He has clearly held dangerous, right-wing views his entire life. We can't stand for this type of extremism."
At publishing time, the scandal surrounding Justice Alito had intensified after video footage was uncovered showing him shooting off fireworks and grilling hotdogs on the 4th of July while wearing an American flag tank top.
I heard he believes in God
Oh my
Why do we need this Babylon Bee crap here? Isn’t the real news enough unbelieveable crap for you?
Because the woke dopes are weak against mockery.
Good one. Ignore the depressed soreheads.
Written by slave owners, niff said. Arrest him for hate crime/s
Took me awhile to realize it was the Bee.
The part that really worries the RATz is that Judge Alito understands it...unlike the clown show brigade of the Court. Imagine a judge that doesn’t know what a woman is. No, wait.....
Your problem dude?, a moron to click on it?
Lighten up, Francis.
With all the crap going on, a bit of humor is a welcome relief.
If you don’t like it, don’t read it.
When you see the source is the Babylon Bee, scroll past it and then it won’t bother you.
You must be real fun at parties.
Because there’s more truth to what the Babylon Bee publishes, than there is in your “real news”. Anyone should be able to see that.
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