Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

65% of Voters Say US Being Invaded [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 January 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/15/2024 8:46:32 AM PST by John Semmens

The latest Rasmussen Reports survey shows that 65% of voters said the situation at our southern border is an "invasion" from Mexico.

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tx) took aim at Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas, saying "it's not that Mayorkas is bad at his job. It's that he is openly defying federal law. He is not trying to secure the border. He is instead trying to accelerate illegal immigration. He should be impeached."

Rep. Yvette Clarke (D-NY) opposes impeachment "because Secretary Mayorkas is only doing what he must to try to ensure that the MAGA extremists don't seize power in the November election. Polls show that among those currently registered to vote Trump is leading President Biden. The relentless attacks against President Biden by the biased media have poisoned the minds of a majority of our citizens. We must bring in as many new voters as we can to offset Trump's advantage."

"Our only hope is to get these paroled migrants registered to vote so they can cast ballots in favor of President Biden in as many swing states as we can," Clarke said. "By law you must be a citizen to vote. However, federal law also says that those registering voters must take the person's word for it that he or she is a citizen. The Democratic Party will help these migrants get registered and fill out their ballots. Once these extra ballots give President Biden the winning margin anyone questioning his victory will be guilty of insurrection and put in jail. The non-citizens who lied to get registered to vote will be pardoned by the President and awarded the Medal of Freedom for helping save our democracy."

In related news, Mexican President Manuel Lรณpez Obrador is demanding that Biden pay $20 billion for his help with immigration from his country to the United States. Biden is reported to have been incensed, saying that "he wants more than my entire family has gotten in bribes?" When it was explained to him that the money could come from the US Treasury and not his own personal stash, Biden warmed up to the idea.

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,521869.0.html


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: bribe; elections; migrants; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion

1 posted on 01/15/2024 8:46:32 AM PST by John Semmens
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

LOVE IT——Mexican President Obrador is demanding
that Biden pay him $20 billion to get his help w/ immigration.

Biden is reported to have been incensed, saying that “he
wants more than my entire family has gotten in bribes?”

When it was explained to him that the money could come from the US
Treasury and not his own personal stash, Biden warmed up to the idea.


2 posted on 01/15/2024 8:56:10 AM PST by Liz
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Liz

A nation without secure borders is NOT a nation...it’s just a place.


3 posted on 01/15/2024 9:16:40 AM PST by klb99 (I now understand why the South seceeded)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Being?


4 posted on 01/15/2024 9:20:37 AM PST by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this๐Ÿ’ฉ? ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’‰! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‘!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: klb99

No question.


5 posted on 01/15/2024 9:20:38 AM PST by Liz
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

“Rep. Yvette Clarke (D-NY) opposes impeachment “because Secretary Mayorkas is only doing what he must to try to ensure that the MAGA extremists don’t seize power in the November election. Polls show that among those currently registered to vote Trump is leading President Biden”........Why worry about MAGA extremists when you have someone like Biden continually misleading the country? What corrupted frame of mind thinks that a MAGA enthusiast could possibly do worse than Biden has? I really hate it when some Democrat thinks their ideas are superior to that of the average Republican citizen.


6 posted on 01/15/2024 11:02:02 AM PST by oldtech
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

I guess the statement by Mexican Presidente Obrador pretty well indicates his thoughts about our border problem. Maybe we should ask him how he would feel about the U.S. setting up a 24 hr. firing squad at the border for all illegals coming into the U.S. or maybe just announcing a bounty for all illegals?


7 posted on 01/15/2024 11:25:48 AM PST by oldtech
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: oldtech

The firing squad solution is harsh, but it wouldn’t take very long to take effect. Like a few hours.


8 posted on 01/15/2024 12:23:07 PM PST by Disambiguator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

We are BEING INVADED thanks to Biden and democracts.

IF YOU LOVE THIS COUNTRY , VOTE DEMOCRATS OUT.


9 posted on 01/15/2024 12:26:01 PM PST by Pearfect
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Pearfect

Many years ago, a suggestion was made to me about voting. You all know how we vote for the candidate, hoping that he/she will win. The suggestion was made to be able to vote not just for the candidate we favored, but to be able to vote NO for someone who might be heavily dis-favored. I’ve never thought this through as to just how it would work out in actual practice; whether or not there would be any advantage to it. Anyone have any thoughts on this?


10 posted on 01/15/2024 3:00:44 PM PST by oldtech
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson