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Homeowner Locked Out Of House Pleads with His Feline Companions To Let Him In
The Pet Zealot ^ | December 01, 2023 | James Alain L.

Posted on 12/01/2023 10:17:31 AM PST by allen592

Cats have always been known for their mysterious and independent nature. They can be a source of unconditional love and comfort for their humans, but they also possess a streak of cunning and aloofness. In a recent incident, a homeowner found himself locked out of his house, with the keys safely inside. Little did he know, his feline companions held the power to either let him in or leave him stranded outside.

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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cats; catstories; kittyping; monkeyfacerules; pets; undead
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To: zzeeman

*drink*


2,381 posted on 03/12/2024 6:17:32 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick

What a sweet little cali!

Good morning. I hope you slept well, and that Jake didn’t knock on your door during the night.

I, too, have no problem going to bed when it’s still light out, though the time change messes with me horribly. I just have to go to bed when the stamina begins to ebb.

I got up about 0445 and turned the heater on in the living room, then went back to bed. I woke up at 0610 and dozed for another forty minutes. A Tiw’s Day when I didn’t have to get up for any reason after a laundry day! YAY!

I think it’s trash day here, too, but I don’t live by the dumpster any more, and I only take trash out once or twice a week, so I’m just not sure. If I take it out on Saturday, or Monday, I can bet the dumpster will be mostly full.

Just when I was getting to the point where I didn’t have to turn the moon on, I have to turn the moon on again. Stupid time change.


2,382 posted on 03/12/2024 6:25:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( ~~ If you're not paranoid right now, you're not paying attention. ~~ Cold Djinn/Facebook)
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To: Tax-chick; zzeeman

*agree*


2,383 posted on 03/12/2024 6:26:12 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( ~~ If you're not paranoid right now, you're not paying attention. ~~ Cold Djinn/Facebook)
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee; zzeeman; HKMk23; null and void; Dead Corpse; Allegra

AND! I forgot to tell you that this little town sees a good portion of the 4.6+ million visitors a year that go to Zion’s National Park!

Which is why we have such a broad main street.

And now, I have to go get dressed....


2,384 posted on 03/12/2024 6:44:25 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( ~~ If you're not paranoid right now, you're not paying attention. ~~ Cold Djinn/Facebook)
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To: Monkey Face; All

Last couple of days have been brutal trying to get to sleep. Took another major certification test today... Passed.

Adding another feather to my IT Nerd cap... Going to have to upgrade it from a cockade to a full blown tricorn at this rate...


2,385 posted on 03/12/2024 9:43:58 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Monkey Face

That sounds like a lot of folks!


2,386 posted on 03/12/2024 9:44:29 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Dead Corpse

Congrats! 👍🏻

I’ve been falling asleep fairly easily, but waking up about an hour later or so and feeling pretty much wide awake....


2,387 posted on 03/12/2024 9:46:23 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Dead Corpse

Congratulations!

Somehow, I can envision you with the tricorn, as well as a couple of gold earrings and a parrot on your shoulder... Don’t forget to swash your buckler!

Oh. Wrong scenario. Sorry!


2,388 posted on 03/12/2024 9:53:01 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( ~~ If you're not paranoid right now, you're not paying attention. ~~ Cold Djinn/Facebook)
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To: zzeeman

Thankfully, I only run into them when I make the mistake of stopping at 7-11/McDonald’s for either gas for the Raisin or a sausage breakfast for me.

But yeah — lots of tour buses and vans from Asia, as well as private vehicles with crazy drivers. Still, it keeps the village alive! ;o]


2,389 posted on 03/12/2024 9:55:27 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( ~~ If you're not paranoid right now, you're not paying attention. ~~ Cold Djinn/Facebook)
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To: Monkey Face

Two ear-rings... left ear. No tricorn, but I do have one of those felt Cavaliers hat’s with an ostrich plume in it...

... and a wide-brimmed Fedora, and a top-hat, and...

Also, no buckler... But I do have two different sword belts and a heavy-duty baldric...


2,390 posted on 03/12/2024 10:27:21 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Dead Corpse

The Cavalier’s hat with an ostrich plume will do just fine! I can see it all now!

I can hardly wait for Hallowe’en! (Why do I have to wait so long?)


2,391 posted on 03/12/2024 10:38:51 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( ~~ If you're not paranoid right now, you're not paying attention. ~~ Cold Djinn/Facebook)
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To: Tax-chick

Apparently, India is off by 9 1/2 or 10 1/2 hours from the U.S. depending on whether we are on Standard or Savings Time.

I think we should split the difference and match India and be 30 minutes off from the rest of the world.

Then when all our H1B friends call home, or work from home, the math won’t be so hard.


2,392 posted on 03/12/2024 11:59:39 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Dead Corpse

I have staunchly refused to become IT certified after about 2012. It’s become a cash cow scam for the certification industry.

I can’t tell you how many certified people I wouldn’t give a dime to, and how many uncertified people I can’t even find available because they’re so good at their jobs.


2,393 posted on 03/12/2024 12:02:54 PM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

Trying to move from engineering over into the SIEM/Security team. Going to change my license plates to “Hacker1”...

Company implemented a new program where they not only pay for the exam when you pass, but if you are within some random quota of those the company needs certified... you get a bonus on top of that. In this case, around $1200 on top of the $404 cost of the exam...

Further... this might kick me up to a Sr. Engineer rank. We’ll see...


2,394 posted on 03/12/2024 12:17:33 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: ArGee

What could go wrong?


2,395 posted on 03/12/2024 12:37:00 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Dead Corpse

That would make it worthwhile to you. I’m not sure what it gives your company.

Have fun with the hacking. Are you going White Hat?


2,396 posted on 03/12/2024 1:20:46 PM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Monkey Face
Just remember, when you go to get your kitteh, 'Face ...


2,397 posted on 03/12/2024 1:23:50 PM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

Probably either Purple or Blue team to start. Fits with our business model. We’re partners with Fortigate, Sentinel 1, and Carbon Black. We also purchased IT Weapons and a couple of other cyber-sec companies.

Right now, I am still visiting client sites for projects and general upkeep/IT augmentation. Moving over into Security means I’m 99% remote unless we need to go on-site to do a forensic deep dive. I’d also be National instead of just Regional.

I know a few of the guys/gals on that Team. Good people and I think I’d be a good fit.

Especially if I could manage to do some of it while rough camping in the mountains on my motorcycle or from the deck of my catamaran in the Atlantic...

... once I get around to buying a catamaran in the Atlantic that is...


2,398 posted on 03/12/2024 1:54:46 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Dead Corpse

Best to you for your plans. I hope you have Star Link.


2,399 posted on 03/12/2024 1:57:22 PM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

Pounce!


2,400 posted on 03/12/2024 1:57:44 PM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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