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Homeowner Locked Out Of House Pleads with His Feline Companions To Let Him In
The Pet Zealot ^
| December 01, 2023
| James Alain L.
Posted on 12/01/2023 10:17:31 AM PST by allen592
Cats have always been known for their mysterious and independent nature. They can be a source of unconditional love and comfort for their humans, but they also possess a streak of cunning and aloofness. In a recent incident, a homeowner found himself locked out of his house, with the keys safely inside. Little did he know, his feline companions held the power to either let him in or leave him stranded outside.
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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cats; catstories; kittyping; monkeyfacerules; pets; undead
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To: null and void
She tried to peel off the bandaging a few times. I had a visual of that from your last post.
...(asking for help doesn’t come naturally to me)....
Are we related?
;o]
1,621
posted on
02/08/2024 6:32:46 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(~~ Strength is forged through adversity. ~~ Dallin H Oaks)
To: allen592
I finally clicked on this thread...did the homeowner ever enter his home again or did the cats ‘win”?
Axin’ for a friend...
1,622
posted on
02/08/2024 6:36:32 AM PST
by
newfreep
("There is no race problem...just a problem race")
To: zzeeman
1,623
posted on
02/08/2024 6:38:46 AM PST
by
null and void
(I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
To: Monkey Face
Only by FReeper blood. Darn it.
1,624
posted on
02/08/2024 6:45:36 AM PST
by
null and void
(I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
To: newfreep; Tax-chick; ArGee; zzeeman; null and void; Dead Corpse; HKMk23; Darksheare
Yes.
It’s now the Undead Thread, which means that every 4,000 or so posts, we move on to another ZOT! thread (if we can find one) or appropriate one of the dumber threads that have a tendency to pop up every once in a while.
You’re most welcome to join us, if you care to. It’s a general chat thread, now, but we do play Wordle Golf and discuss whatever we want except politics and religion as there are threads dedicated to that.
We’d love to have you!
1,625
posted on
02/08/2024 6:47:42 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(~~ Strength is forged through adversity. ~~ Dallin H Oaks)
To: null and void
1,626
posted on
02/08/2024 6:48:13 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(~~ Strength is forged through adversity. ~~ Dallin H Oaks)
To: Monkey Face
We’ve got a dusting of snow on the bluffs!
1,627
posted on
02/08/2024 6:48:45 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(~~ Strength is forged through adversity. ~~ Dallin H Oaks)
To: Monkey Face
Here's one for all our Wordolf fans.
1,628
posted on
02/08/2024 6:56:42 AM PST
by
ArGee
(If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
To: newfreep; Monkey Face
Now you’ve done it. You’ve stumbled into the Undead Thread.
Don’t worry. We’re harmless. Although there have been rumors of things occupying the lower levels that shouldn’t be disturbed.
‘Face can give you the official welcome literature.
1,629
posted on
02/08/2024 7:07:17 AM PST
by
ArGee
(If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
To: newfreep; Monkey Face
Now you’ve done it. You’ve stumbled into the Undead Thread.
Don’t worry. We’re harmless. Although there have been rumors of things occupying the lower levels that shouldn’t be disturbed.
‘Face can give you the official welcome literature.
1,630
posted on
02/08/2024 7:07:21 AM PST
by
ArGee
(If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
To: Monkey Face
Snow on the ground, ice fog in the air, maybe 30 yds visibility. Sure glad I don’t have to commute to work this AM...
1,631
posted on
02/08/2024 7:10:15 AM PST
by
null and void
(I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
To: null and void
1,632
posted on
02/08/2024 7:21:23 AM PST
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
To: null and void
When fog impacts my commute it’s brain fog since my office is in the master bedroom.
Unfortunately, that happens a lot.
1,633
posted on
02/08/2024 7:29:12 AM PST
by
ArGee
(If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
To: smokingfrog
1,634
posted on
02/08/2024 8:09:32 AM PST
by
null and void
(I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
To: ArGee
Mom’s up!
She peeled off the Ace bandage but not the wound covering!!!
1,635
posted on
02/08/2024 8:10:29 AM PST
by
null and void
(I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
To: ArGee
1,636
posted on
02/08/2024 8:51:55 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
To: null and void
1,637
posted on
02/08/2024 8:52:31 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
To: ArGee
[THAT kid in the back of the classroom]
So, uhhhhh.... about that “22 gallons”...
...is that JUST the actual alcohol content, or is that the total liquid volume of alcoholic beverages of all types?
‘Cuz — like — 22ga of straight alcohol a year is, 9 1oz shots a day, every day but Sunday, and...
Askin’ fer a fren....
1,638
posted on
02/08/2024 9:00:45 AM PST
by
HKMk23
(https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
To: null and void
Maybe peeling off the Ace bandage wore her out. Those things are hideous!
1,639
posted on
02/08/2024 9:08:15 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(~~ Strength is forged through adversity. ~~ Dallin H Oaks)
To: Monkey Face; newfreep
We’d love to have you!One of us!
One of us!
One of us!
One of us!
One of us!
1,640
posted on
02/08/2024 10:41:00 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(A Psalm in napalm...)
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